The Jew hits the water first.

"Has flipping a physical page gone too far?  Has being a fucking fake fucking shallow fairy meant I draw the line everywhere all the time regarding change every possible fucking change I can think of?"

I swear, this is the only website whose writers publish stuff that people would want to buy.

I swear, this is the only website whose writers publish stuff that people would want to buy.

I like this news, and I'm a prick.

I like this news, and I'm a prick.

Is it too late to include this song?  It's from Radiohead's B-grade KING OF LIMBS.

Is it too late to include this song?  It's from Radiohead's B-grade KING OF LIMBS.

You also gave songs like this a B.

You also gave songs like this a B.

He's making the Kurt "Attempt #2" face.

He's making the Kurt "Attempt #2" face.

Zoe Kazan's first date went very well… she only ratted out the busboy.

Zoe Kazan's first date went very well… she only ratted out the busboy.

He's what RuPaul would've been if his parents hadn't molested him.

He's what RuPaul would've been if his parents hadn't molested him.

Too busy pounding his sister in a vintage outhouse.

Too busy pounding his sister in a vintage outhouse.

Have you seen 2 Days In The Valley?  What is your favorite scene in 2 Days In The Valley?

Have you seen 2 Days In The Valley?  What is your favorite scene in 2 Days In The Valley?