I would actually bid money I don't have to try to buy that thing, because I really want to know what it says.

That shit bucket will always be, basically, an Omega Man revamp in my eyes. And even Omega Man was closer to I Am Legend than that. The worst thing is they legit shut down parts of Manhattan to film scenes of that. Somewhere in the world there is a person who lost their job because of being late to work so Will Smith…

I call that "The Otter."

Randy Johnson is basically the real Kenny Powers.

And garlic farts that could strip the paint off a Buick.

I just happened to start reading this book last week before I heard PTA was doing the movie. It'll basically be Big Lebowski with a splash of Boogie Nights, so it should be fun. Although I'm not fully sold on Joaquin Phoenix as Doc Sportello. He'll have the stoner vibe down, but Joaq generally plays a kind of…

I'm more than a little bummed he didn't ask her to write back with details. Whether it happened at the reception or while they were in bed at home, I want to know dammit!

Oh definitely. There's reasons why very few musicians make the crossover to being critics or vice versa. Or why every time a major artist tries to break a new young band as their proteges, that band inevitably sucks and is a palid and dreary imitation of the original. For some reason, having an ear for playing music…

Its more or less a veiled threat of domestic violence, so….. might wanna queue that one up for the next therapy session.

This is why everyone should read Lester Bangs, because he was drawing the lines from The Troggs and the Count Five straight to Velvet Underground and The Stooges and into the CBGBs scene as it was happening, providing fresh and at the time timely context into this evolution of music that forewent the bluesy route that…

Around here its generally: Rock and Roll, Stairway to Heaven, The Ocean, D'yer Maker, and Ramble On. When I used to live in Florida, Whole Lotta Love was the most ubiquitos, and Immigrant Song and Goin to California a close second and third. Once every blue moon I do hear Dancing Days or When the Levee Breaks though.

I loved that stupid show. Especially how he'd keep disappearing in the middle of gigs with his band to go fight crime and they never kicked him out.

There actually isn't a huge contingent of people working in American animation, like you can track directors, actors, and producers from the MacFarlane show to Adult Swim to Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel; so i'd imagine a lot of the pros in the industry have contracts with Fox and it'd be cost prohibitive for…

Well he did take off on Louie in that airport…

My dream spinoff: The Battle of Cotton Hill, a prequel about Cotton and his ragtag platoon of misfits in WW2.

I just hate that fucking voice, man. In real life and on the show. I think if I had to spend ten minutes in Canarsie i'd open a vein.

That was one of the best things about that show, the way Hank and the rest would open their minds to new things that they could adapt to their own lives, but at the same time satirizing the extreme personality types that ruin it for everyone (yoga, the organic beef co-op, hell even fishin' with crack). This allowed…

I liked both episodes of that show, but they seemed to fall really quickly into the trap of having their main characters betray their values quickly (the mom being a screaming football fan, the dad wanting to kill the weird animal thing) so god only knows how far they would've pushed it if it had gone on. Of course,…

I'd say Shearer and Dan Castellaneta moreso than Azaria for subtle character generation. I can almost always tell when its Azaria because it either sounds just like him or its a really abvious accent. When I first realized Flanders, Burns, and Skinner were the same person (and that that person was Derek Smalls!) My…

I feel like a lot of people can't shake their opinions of Family Guy when it comes to American Dad. Almost everything that steers people away from FG is not a factor on AD. Over 150 episodes, I can think of a DVD sets worth of absolutely great episodes, and probably hardly any actively bad ones.