It’s four hours long now because every shot is slo-mo.

Oh that was intentional? I thought I just watched a bootlegged trailer on YouTube or something. 

Ang Lee’s Hulk seemed to be going for this. 

$70 million in reshoots and the CGI still looks like garbage. 

After going 200% over budget.

Gethard did a very funny comedy set called Taylor Ham, Egg and Cheese, which is all New Jersey material. (And if you get the title reference, you will probably enjoy the album.)

Yeah, I’d watch a five minute youtube clip about it, but I don’t think there’s 85 minutes of content.

WHERE IS JA JA DING DONG FOR BEST SONG, YOU COWARDS?!?!?

I personally find it to be the worst of the DCEU, slightly beneath Suicide Squad and BvS, mainly because it’s dull and uninspired and a total mish-mash of styles. (Snyder dourness cuts to Whedon quips and it doesn’t fit together at all.)

The only real question I have is will it be dumber that Battleship: The Movie?

This is exactly why I watch episodes of Law & Order I’ve seen three times already. I just like the background noise and the familiarity.

Agreed. S3 was rage inducing precisely because it DIDN’T focus on a well known case of police brutality. It just showed what a nightmare the justice system is for anyone who gets caught up in its workings. Ep 1 was all about a woman who got caught up in a bar fight and got charged with punching a cop, even though the…

It better be an all Muppet version. 

This sounds like the movie you’d rent at Blockbuster because they were all out of Silence of the Lambs or Se7en, but you wanted to watch a thriller. So you dug around until you found a box with a generic yet ominous title and some recognizable actors. (My real life example of this is the Scott Glenn movie, Slaughter…

Right? If someone was spreading rumors that I had an affair with the lovely Ms. Krakowski, I would give one of those non-denial denials and walk around smiling. 

Agreed. I love going to the movies, love getting popcorn and beer at Alamo Drafthouse, but I love not getting a crippling respiratory disease more.

Yeah, not sure if Tina’s Erotic Friend Fiction will fit in as well on Disney+.

They did a try a new show this summer called Muppets Now, and it was set up as Scooter assembling all the various skits as the other muppets uploaded them, and it was ok. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker had a recurring segment, and Swedish Chef had a cook off against real chefs each week.

Just curious, is there any content on Vero other than Zach Snyder nonsense?

Over the summer when they weren’t taping, they showed some games from very early in the run. One was from the first week of shows back in ‘82 (notable because it was a 3 way tie at $0) and it felt CRAZY. Alex was talking like the Micro Machines guy, the pacing was off, and the game board was wonky. Fortunately, the…