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This sounds like the movie you’d rent at Blockbuster because they were all out of Silence of the Lambs or Se7en, but you wanted to watch a thriller. So you dug around until you found a box with a generic yet ominous title and some recognizable actors. (My real life example of this is the Scott Glenn movie, Slaughter

I think it’s a nice touch they got Tarzan to go get King Kong.

Right? If someone was spreading rumors that I had an affair with the lovely Ms. Krakowski, I would give one of those non-denial denials and walk around smiling. 

Agreed. I love going to the movies, love getting popcorn and beer at Alamo Drafthouse, but I love not getting a crippling respiratory disease more.

Yeah, not sure if Tina’s Erotic Friend Fiction will fit in as well on Disney+.

For real? Jesus christ, HBO, send me a damn email or something.

They did a try a new show this summer called Muppets Now, and it was set up as Scooter assembling all the various skits as the other muppets uploaded them, and it was ok. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker had a recurring segment, and Swedish Chef had a cook off against real chefs each week.

Just curious, is there any content on Vero other than Zach Snyder nonsense?

Over the summer when they weren’t taping, they showed some games from very early in the run. One was from the first week of shows back in ‘82 (notable because it was a 3 way tie at $0) and it felt CRAZY. Alex was talking like the Micro Machines guy, the pacing was off, and the game board was wonky. Fortunately, the

We binged the delightful trash fest that is Bridgerton. I did not realize how much I wanted to see a super horny version of Downton Abbey.

Yes, seconded on Harley Quinn. After a couple of iffy first episodes it really settled into a groove and got very funny. 

Oh man, ASM2 gets my vote for worst Spider Man film. That ending just tromps on the best moment in the movie - where Spidey saves that kid from bullies and then talks about his science project. Plus they cut to black before we get to a decent fight scene. 

That scene on the Queensboro Bridge - with the crowd throwing tire irons and bottles at the Green Goblin to save Spidey, while shouting “you attack one of us, you attack all of us” - is the godamned corniest thing in the world.

The only specific claim that I’ve heard was that someone told Fisher that Whedon was lightening the skin color of actors of color in the movie. Whedon’s camp responded that that was ridiculous, they were only doing standard color correction as happens on every film.

This is amazing on so many levels.

It is amazing to me that some woman messing around on TikTok last summer accidentally brought forth a crowd sourced musical that is pretty good, and attracted some big name Tony winning talent (Andre deShields as Ego!), and raised $1mil for needy performers who’ve been devastated by the total shutdown of the theatre

Relax, it’s framed for tv viewing. 

Nah, if it sucks they’ll just blame Geoff Johns and Walter Hamada for interfering with God Snyder’s vision, and the next cut will be truly brilliant #ReleaseTheREALSnyderCut 

I am so sick of this garbage movie. I’m so sick of Fisher’s vague insinuations. Super sick of Snyder fanboi who are sure this four hour joyless slog will be better than Citizen Kane. I get HBOMax for free, and I’m not spending any time in February watching this. For all of WW84’s flaws, I’d rather watch that a dozen

FUCK YOU, SHORESY!