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Yeah, they were recreating naval battles with toy boats in a bath tub.

I got a Chromecast so I could watch HBOMax and Studio Ghibli movies on my tv, which seems to be the best workaround until Roku and HBO stop their pissing match.

Yep, that’s been my experience with Spectrum.

My favorite of his style parodies is “Pacreas,” which sounds like it could’ve come from one of Brian Wilson’s “Smile” sessions. 

Oh shit! I was just wondering what happened to the fresh faced star of Into the Wild and Speed Racer that caused him to end up in this dreck with Mel Gibson, and yikes. That’s worse than I imagined. 

And that’s crap, because so many of these girls have said they told him they were 16 or 17.

The funniest thing about reading Transmetropolitan now is them thinking anyone would care if a journalist wrote a searing column. Spider literally stops cops from killing rioters by writing an expose. That seems so quaint now. 

I liked it a lot, but it couldn’t compare to his last special, Annihilation.

I didn’t see her specials, but I loved her in Always Be My Maybe.

Yeah, turns out that giving every rando at open mic night an hour special doesn’t produce the best comedy. 

Did something we hadn’t done in ages and went to the drive in theatre. They had a double feature of Muppet Movie and Dark Crystal. (There are 3 active drive ins about a 90 min drive from NYC) It’s great since you can stay in your car and be socially distant. The drive in is having a Tim Burton evening soon

I get HBO Max for free, and I’m not going to spend 4 hours on Snyder’s portentous twaddle. 

Yeah, the vamps are generally pretty clueless. They didn’t notice the hordes of vamps trying to kill them or Guillermo protecting them. He could liters stake a vamp in the living room while shouting “I’m a Van Helding!” and Nandor and Lazlo would barely look up. 

Yes, Mimi only showed up the second time through at the Bachelorette party. I still haven’t seen Kim Jong Un or Mimi & Xan singing! 

One of my very first dates was taking a girl to see Ishtar.

Very true. I’ve been watching a lot of theatre on YouTube and it’s simply not the same. Andrew Lloyd Webber has been putting out a show a week and the National Theatre is doing the same, and they’re good! But you lack the visceral experience 

the place where books go to have online drama with each other.”

Tagging up on Shannon Miller’s pick, I love the part in every heist movie where it seems like the scam has fallen apart. Someone turned on the rest of the crew, the cops caught them, the target was tipped off... Only for it to be revealed that IT WAS PART OF THE PLAN THE WHOLE TIME! (By tipping off the target, he

Rock couldn’t possibly be that dumb in real life. The Rock Hudson in Hollywood is so dumb I’m surprised he didn’t drown in a rainstorm.