Of course Trump has to flush ten times. His diet all hamberders and KFC and chocolate cake and Diet Coke, followed by snorts of diet pills. He probably goes through toilets like regular people go through toilet papeer.

Yeah, and all the bears just accept Iorek as king? There aren’t any factions? Bears who are ride or die with the other king?

See, I watched this and had the exact opposite reaction. I felt the storytelling choices blunted all the conflict and drama.

At this point, I hope there is a Snyder cut and that it is 9 hours long and full of green screens and no sound effects. Because I’ll never watch it, but it’ll be fun to see the Snyder cult try to convince themselves it’s better than Citizen Kane.

Sorry, it appears that it’s been cycled out of the clips available on Hulu and YouTube. Best I can do is this:

Ditto on Coop! for me! Pitch perfect, and I’m still waiting for the full cast album release. Till then, I’ll rewatch Richard Kind do the full length version of Christmas Tips on Seth Myers.

My single favorite issue this year (maybe of the decade) is Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #6 (Spider-Bite) Absolutely wrecked me, and reaffirmed for me why Spidey is the best superhero of all time. Fantastic art and a great reveal make this my best of the year.

I would listen to that soundcloud.

What he discovers is a hormone-fueled violet underground

I kind of agree. I am definitely in the on-line minority in that I generally liked the final GoT season, but god damn I couldn’t stand Euron the Dollar Store Pirate and his Magic Gatling Gun Crossbow.

Right, there’s a level of disbelief inherent in the theatre and it just looks fucking weird when Taylor Swift in CGI fur is eating with a 2 ft long knife and fork. 

It’s a shame. From a business perspective it makes sense. Disney is using the established goodwill of the MCU to draw viewers to their new streaming service. Because Disney has money, they can pay the movie actors to reprise their roles. From a brand point of view, it makes total sense to focus on these shows. (Plus,…

And they could’ve easily made a shitty meme that made sense in context!

The Golden Globes should not be considered a “real” award (whatever real means concerning the Oscars and various critics awards). It’s a group of 90 foreign press journalists that are easily swayed by access to stars and can be bought off with swag.

So is this a comedy? Because Ghostbusters was fun because you had three great comedic actors playing off each other. And this appears to be Ghostbusters: Horror Movie.

I’m not an SNL hater. I think it’s been a pretty strong season with guest hosts like Will Ferrell, David Harbour, and Harry Styles.

Bombshell is going to be this year’s Vice for me: a movie about people I actively dislike that I have zero interest in seeing. 

I’m going to see my mom in Canada at Christmas. I fully intend to take advantage of their legalized cannabis and then go see see Cats.

There’s probably some rough assembly edit that’s 3 hrs long featuring lots of Cyborg playing football pre-accident and tons of green screens and isn’t sound mixed or color corrected.

Where’d he find a lawyer to file this garbage lawsuit?