One of the worst things about that horrible Super Bowl was listening to the NFL and sports radio goobers try and convince us that it was really a great game. DEFENSE! UP FOR GRABS TILL THE END!!! Like we didn’t watch the dullest game in Super Bowl history featuring a bunch of screen passes being thrown at feet and…

Which one has a scene where the Gremlins are watching a nudist volleyball film? I rest my case. 

Good. Look, as a dick-owner who has married since well before smart phones, I absolutely do not understand the thought process of those who send out dick pics willy-nilly. Are ladies supposed to see a random schlong and think “yes, I would like that inside me without seeing its owner or knowing anything else about…

How old is Brett Favre now?

Wow, another Harvard kid deported. 

I threw out my back last month by lying down in bed. My knee aches for no reason. I can’t imagine a job where JJ Watt is trying to body slam you every play.

“after a certain amount of time, they shift from “i was sent hereto do what the people told me to do!” to “i know better than the people....”

See you and raise:

If there was a young man in literally any other profession who made $100 million before he was 30 and decided to retire, he would be lauded. The Wall Street Journal would write thousands of words of wankery praising his acumen and smarts and god bless America.

Yeah, I’m completely on Wendy’s side here. After basically shaming her for not being out and proud and knowing who she is, Kay flat out diminishes her and lies to her ex about Wendy? Nope. 

“Of course I wouldn’t. I cheer for a good team.”

I saw ROUGH in the graphic and got my hopes up that there’s be another Rough Riders franchise.

It took me a second to realize you meant Paul F Tomkins and not ProFootballTalk Commenter.

(If you’re not being reminded of the ‘90s, when the broadcast networks put the blandest content on the airwaves to compete for dominance, than you likely will be soon.)

Or, as I will do with CBS Access next spring, sign up for one month to watch the one or two shows I want to watch.

Exactly. Just look at this summer for an example. Critics complained that nothing original was coming out. The studios released Booksmart, a whip-smart comedy about two teenage girls, to universal praise. It vanished at the box office under a tide of Avengers, Aladdin, and Toy Story 4.

Hey, remember 30 years ago, when people were legit worried that Blockbuster Video was going to encourage self-censorship in movie studios? Blockbuster wouldn’t stock unrated or NC-17 movies, so that was going to be a death knell to indie voices that wanted to do adult work, etc....

Despite the fact that literally written into the Constitution are rules on how to change it.

Because too many of these fuckwits actually believe the garbage lies they told themselves about the Civil War being about the “Lost Cause” and “States’ Rights” and slavery was just incidental to fighting the tyrant Lincoln.

This is why all the woo and quackery can take hold. Doctors don’t take complaints seriously, so people start turning to crystals and home remedies and snake oil - anything that can help.