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It’s hilarious that Krueger and the rest of the Splinterverse get so much more angry about Hillary than anything Trump does.

Yes, I agree. The first season is good and has some killer highlights (like the winery ad), but it really finds its groove at the end of S1/start of S2

This is a distinction too few people want to make. I’ve seen it written a number of times on this site that Biden will be toast because he’ll have to “own Obama’s legacy.” Biden is leading the pack because he’s basically running on a platform of “I’m besties with Obama!” Criticizing the most popular Democrat in the

I mean, holy shit, if Charles Barkley or Magic Johnson had shown up at my church league basketball games circa 1988 I’d have lost my mind. 

I thought at one point Universal was going to do a Lord of the Rings park. Or did that get put on hold with Amazon doing the tv show?

I lived in Buffalo for four years. I liked it! I worked at the NBC affiliate (even did studio camera for the Jim Kelly Sports Show). It’s a nice town with affordable housing and fun bars and a wonderful summer climate.

He’d probably have fewer picks.

The article title is four words too long. 

No, they’re really not.

I love that a website that derides any candidate endorsing anything less than single payer Medicare for All is now making goo-goo eyes at a nut whose health care plan is “think yourself well!”

Yes. Holy fuck, I cannot believe that people who like to call themselves journalists are writing garbage like this. The Splinter crew would cut people because they didn’t endorse single payer health care fast enough and they’re getting goo-goo eyes for a kook whose health care plan is “think yourself well!”

Patricia has implemented an accelerated plan for turning this team into yet another laughingstock pinning its hopes to an abrasive, downmarket Belichick.

It’s one thing to say that liberal house members representing deep blue safe seats are not emblematic of the state as a whole.

If you dip into his Twitter feed, you’ll see his sycophantic fans are defending him by claiming that this a coordinated media hit because most of them are referring to his behavior as ghoulish. Has nothing to do with the ghoulish behavior of trying to sell an app during a mass shooting, though! Purely fake news out to

Those little fuckers should know better.

You knew the Scott Adams TRUTHERS would be out in force on this.

I hope does the “poops out the football” move, and he has a picture of Eli Manning and Gettleman hugging that he wipes his ass with.

On the Lifetime network, no less. 

Goddamn autocorrect! Thanks!

There was an episode of Bob’s Burgers where they sign unathletic Gene up for a scam baseball camp run by a guy called the Duke of Diamonds. The promo video had various nerds and weaklings taking feeble swings at pitches and then cutting to the same shot of the ball soaring over the fence.