So the conservative elders in Jordan have just ensured that every teen in the country will now watch this show. Netflix couldn’t buy better publicity.

Yeah, I agree. Pelosi is smart and knows how Congress works and deserves all the credit for getting ACA passed - knowing full well it would cost her party seats.

If owners don’t like increased home runs, it’s because they don’t want to pay the players who hit them. 

HBO Max sounds like my cable provider is bundling HBO and Cinemax

DUUNNNN-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH

To be fair, most Mets fans would also like to throw chairs at Mickey Callaway. And Brodie. And Diaz. And the Wilpons.

Some states have laws that prevent the losers of a primary from running in the general election. 

Oh, Lilo & Stitch would be perfect for a live action adaptation! You just need to animate stitch & the aliens, cast The Rock somewhere in it, and print money

Yeah, same.

Looking forward to the Splinter commentariat telling us in 2040 that AOC isn’t a pure enough left winger.

Looking forward to the Splinter commentariat telling us in 2040 that AOC isn’t a pure enough left winger.

Well, ACTUALLY, it’s more likely a ball would carry over Lake Ontario to Buffalo or Rochester. So that is technically the next state.

...it did help him get over 40 percent of the vote in 2016 against an eventual nominee who had virtually the entire party behind her

I remember being extremely excited about Robocop 2 because Frank Miller was writing the script.

Bret Stephens is using a lot of words when he only needs 14. 

“There is virtually no difference between the Trumpers and the #NeverTrumpers.”

Ditto for the Opposite for me, although I dearly love it for -natch - opposite reasons than listed here. George disobeying every natural instinct, yelling at rude moviegoers, berating George Steinbrenner, and not sleeping with a girl on the first date are all fantastic, culminating in a scene where he tells his…

It’s possible to be correct on a policy issue and still be a jerk. (See: all the writers and comments on Splinter.)

I understand the rationale, and I’m not complaining that I could buy Into the Spider-Verse 80 days after it opened in theatres. It’s partly that this isn’t even waiting until the doldrums of August to come out. July 30 is 10 days after Disney opens Lion King. 

Now Dana can get back to work on that shitty “hot conservative mom” sitcom she was pitching. (Imagine being so shitty the writer of Geostorm wants nothing to do with it.)