His fans stream it on Spotify while they sleep. Those .001 cents ad up!

I feel bad that the Mets have to trot out Vargas every fifth game, but what choice do they have? I mean it’s not like there’s a recent Cy Young winning starter out there without a job just waiting for a call or anything. I mean, that’d be crazy.

My opinion of AoU has always been that it was a perfectly cromulent sequel. It’s not nearly as bad as some say nor is it anywhere near as good as its most ardent fans claim. It has some extremely cool moments (the party scene at Stark’s tower, Banner/Natasha shipping, Hulk vs Iron Man Hulkbuster fight), but then it…

My assumption was that you were ignorant and self-righteous and everything you’ve written has confirmed that.

being a millionaire because you and your wife worked good jobs for 30 years

And nothing shows you as more anti-bipartisan (and anti-common sense) than casting a protest vote on a third party so we have one-party control of all three branches of government. How’d that work out for the last 2 years?

The ZomBears have more calories.

I mean I would argue that a supreme court stacked with conservative judges and a cabinet stacked with climate change deniers and homophobes and racists would be more damaging to society than a vote for Biden, but sure, you stay pure and true to your heart. It’s not your kid dying in a cage, right? 

By “good job,” I assume you mean “bankrupted a college.”

Man, and I think it’s awkward when my dog watches me have sex.

If the choice is Trump or Gabbard, I’ll vote Gabbard without hesitation.

Yes, who cares how many women die in back alley abortions and how many refugee children die locked in cages? Your vote is pure.

It’s primary season. Support your candidate. Bitch about how unfair it is that your opponents do negative advertising. I don’t care a whit about Needa or Bernie’s hurt feelings.

I frankly do not care how much money Bernie has. However, it was certainly a big issue around these parts that Hillary had money and made more by giving corporate speeches.

For years SNL has had a rep as the place for cutting polical satire. Think Tina Fey as Sarah Palin debating Sudekis’ Biden, or Phil Hartman’s Reagan as a secret genius, or Aykroyd’s Carter talking down an acid tripping teen on a call in show. But now, in an age of Daily Show/Seth Myers/Sam Bee/John Oliver, they aren’t…

A couple thoughts:

When they were trying to scare us with the caravan of brown people last year, all I could think was 7000 more Central Americans in NYC would barely be noticed. Maybe a little more crowded on the subway? 

Amazon is having a sale this week, and Kindle versions of the Hellboy omnibus editions are $5.99 each. 

Oh really? That’s cool! I’m not a gamer (I mainly use it for the free Prime book each month and free shipping) but that is a really great feature.

Patience, padawan