I have a feeling it won’t win, mainly because enough old school academy members are pissed that it skipped theatres and went to Netflix.

Nothing would make me happier than Spike Lee winning Best Director (a mere 30 years after he should have for Do The Right Thing) 

Honestly. I love the rampant revisionism, like Feig & Co weren’t getting showered with vitriol from frothing fanboys from the moment the project was announced. No, they are mere humble film critics.

Well, that’s incorrect. It made $128 mil domestic/ $230 mil worldwide.

Pack it in. There’s no need to exacerbate a knee injury and shorten your NBA career because Coach K says something about teamwork and CBS wants higher ratings. 

There’s the whole “honeymooning in Russia” thing during the late 80's (as well as the recent video of him drunkenly singing in Russia). The fact that the Russian hackers were trying to help him during the primaries as well as a number of Russian-linked Facebook groups that were pro-Bernie and anti-Hillary and were…

“HA HA! YOUR DAUGHTER HAS BIG TITS AND I’D LIKE TO FUCK HER! What? It’s just a joke you libtard snowflake!”

Pretty much. The thing is, he didn’t really have a plan last time. He was just Not Hillary. The irony was, Hillary had a much better idea of how to implement his plans than he did. (See: the NY Daily News interview with each candidate before the NY primary in 2016. Bernie can’t explain how he’ll blow up the banks.…

I like a lot of his policies. He has huge blind spots when it comes to race and gender, and since women and people of color make up a large part of the Democratic party that can’t just be hand waved away. There were a lot of reasons that party members voted for Hillary in 2016 (none of which had anything to do with…

I honestly don’t understand what CNN thinks it’s going to accomplish.

And she could sing all the nominated songs!

Don’t feel bad. I’m sure Dolly’s made that same joke at some point. 

When did Ted Cruz become the Mets’ manager?

What the fuck is wrong with people?

I’d never heard that one. I just assumed he and Pharoh left due to contract negotiations, i.e. they wanted more money than Lorne was willing to pay. 

I remember watching Rubik the Amazing Cube on Saturday mornings. So no. Kids today have far more and far better options than I did. 

Counterpoint: Baldwin is the perfect guy to do Trump. Neither one thought they’d be doing this after November 2016, they can’t wait to leave their current gig, and all but their most hardcore fans are tired of them and want it to stop. 

You joke, but that is 100% Mikey Day’s character type.

We’ve literally been saying that for years here. #cancelJost was a thing on this site the first time he appeared onscreen with Cecily Strong at the Update desk. You think he’s bad now? Try watching his first couple seasons when he was a black hole of comedy from which no laughs escaped. He’s gotten way better but he’s…

Nah. They have multi week breaks all the time and the skits after those aren’t any better than the back to back ones