I know this makes me sound like an old Auntie (which I am) but, like, she’s not going to hang out with that young man anymore, right? The one who brought his gun to the pool party.  He doesn’t seem like a good friend.

You sound fun.

Yeah, I’d be 100% OK with USPS quietly discarding all the “qualified” offers. Give my paper shredder a rest.

He’s never going to get that transfer to Hawaii now!

Thank you. It happened last June and it’s weird - of course it’s been devastating, and I still cry in my car on my way home from work. But I’ve also connected to people more than I have in years and I have this newfound ability to stop procrastinating and live life. And I’m doing charity work which is unbelievably…

“I wOn’T iDlY tOlErAtE aNoThEr WoRd bEiNg Co-OpTeD vIa MiSuSe To MeAn iTs AnToNyM”

Simply pointing out the error was sufficient. You don’t have to be a dick about it.

OMG I absolutely despise Phaedra, she is a study of hypocrisy and I frankly think that she is a psychopath. BUT... I will take that Teavana sapphire blue teapot set, please...