I'd take being stood up over Holocaust deniers any day. goddamn…

I've found non drink oriented situations via that MeetUp website. specifically I never would've discovered that a group of people meets biweekly to play board games, which is fantastic, as I don't live in a major city and opportunities to mingle can feel rather limited.

I think it's normal to feel disappointed or apprehensive when sorting through the aftermath of past relationships.

I was a bit worried with my first gf because I had always masturbated by rubbing one out through friction on the mattress face down, not the more conventional way with my hands.

this is why I always knock…

I have no idea what the fuck that analogy could've even been.

it was an entertaining way to pass the time. looked pretty, ran well.

yet presumably the creator(s) of clickbait are sitting on massive piles of cash somewhere. your self-loathing pales in comparison to what they should be feeling… :/

don't give them ideas… they'll introduce a companion feature, Terrible Job, Internet!. it'll mostly repost GJI entries and serve as a placeholder for the subsequent crimes and tomfoolery which they inspire. :/

ah, right. wasn't sure how expensive it would be for the purposes of splitting it down.

is it parceled out by restaurants on a per serving basis? sounds crazy expensive, particularly if it has a super short shelf life / availability.

wow :( that's super fucked up, man. can't imagine what it must be like to actually have known someone like that, even by proxy.

I was doing a pretty good job there for awhile, far as focus and drive goes. particularly given my track record for the middle of the winter, when things tend to be toughest for me.

when I lived in Ottawa, the deli in Little Italy had it. so great.

it's ideal for when you're not sure if you want salty or sweet! I really like Chicago mix.

considering it's the main electoral promise that would've actually meant something in the long term, I'm fine with having his legacy live or die solely on those grounds.

I'm still exceedingly disgusted, but not even slightly surprised.

420 obviously. why would anyone fight when it's not necessary?

yeah, pretty sure that's been legal since the nineties.

targeted ads, my man. the only reason they aren't scarier to me is how far off the algorithms sometimes are