I wish she did coke. It might actually give her a personality.

Well then you’ll be angry and one handed, but at least you’ll be full.

The case could be made that he wasn’t even top 10 in 2016

Rodger Goodell suspends Cruz 42 games for unsportsmanlike conduct.

Business-Ass-A-Rod Wanders Around Diamond Lookin All Corporate.

Joe West insisted on being the center of the composition, but Yadi had trouble framing it for him.

A-Rod’s problem was that he was always too human. He got insecure. He let things get in his head. He wanted respect. And yeah, he got caught up and made a mistake (kissing the mirror photoshoot). And he got a little weird, but if I told you that Manny Ramirez had commissioned a portrait of himself as a centaur, you…

I’m guessing they realized that having a bunch of foreign athletes and fans walking around Boston likely wouldn’t be a great showcase for the city or America.

Just hold everything at the Angels’ ballpark and call it the Los Angeles Olympics of Anaheim.

Ha, you suckers are stuck with the rams and the olympics.

Not sure about Paris, but LA might be one of the few cities that can do his without going bankrupt.

The best HBO theme song is so obviously “Curb Your Enthusiasm”. It’s not even remotely a contest. Perfectly fitting.

Best sports hair past and present:

Second sentence of the article:

Why are you casting an Indian to play an Arab role? Completely different people, customs, cultures, languages, religions....hypocrisy much?

the previous generation was far better looking, and the D3 chassis better looking still... Audi’s design language is just not doing it for me any more. The only car in the new lineup that does anything for me is the RS5, but even that is less emotional than the outgoing design.

Is this an actual Alfa Romeo marketing account? Throwing shade at Volvo Polestar on Jalopnik. I like it. I like it a lot. Lets get a Porsche guy in here. And some Jello.

The Volvo will actually start up in the morning. Advantage: Volvo.

Don’t worry. The dealer will find a good place for one. They’ll make it near impossible to remove too!

I like it, but I wish there was more badges