Someone is now generating House Hunters plots with a Twitter bot and they sound hilariously, disturbingly accurate:

What? Seriously? I know of several with that front porch treatment in my old hometown, at least one of which was tackily enclosed. Besides, wouldn’t something slightly uncommon be more desirable than something that could have been plucked from any new neotraditional subdivision?

And after that you had the Ft Hood shooting, the fertilizer plant explosion, and the Baylor Football scandals. How could you NOT move to Waco?

My wife can’t stop watching the house buying shows on HGTV. I have taking to throwing terrible buyer catch phrases at her in annoying voices or inserting my own intro voice over.

...it’s people having shitty demands while looking for places... 

I don’t know what you are complaining about. The original porch was ugly. The new one is much more attractive.

Christie tried going to a public beach, but the people from Green Peace kept trying to roll him into the ocean.

That’s nothing on the greatest team name in international sports, New Zealand’s basketball squad: the Tall Blacks.

If the haka was intimidating there wouldn’t be a British flag inside new Zealand’s.

Is it ok yet to say I think this is a little dumb

John Oliver’s report on Sinclair swallowing up local tv and forcing news content on them is more frightening given massive drop off in newspaper readership.

It’s only “y’all”.

So, 40,411 cheaters, plus 4,972 additional bans means that 45,383 people accounted for the $9,580 of digital items lost.

Without LaVar Ball, there’s no need for this article. I’m not shitting on the article whatsoever. My point is that without Lonzo’s shit dad hyping the fuck out of him, there would be no need to reassure anyone.

Yes, actually, they do. Priuses started out with very heavy NiCad batteries and moved on to much lighter Lithium ones by today, and Tesla’s Model S went from a maximum capacity of 85 kWh to 100 since their introduction five or six years ago, and their Roadster was given an optional upgrade that doubles the battery…

Each iteration? No. Advancement is usually in large leaps as technology goes from Lead Acid to NiMh to LiIon. Here’s Toyota talking about how it’s new Lithium Ion batteries in the Prius will go further on pure electricity:

Starred for “mondo or barrel fruit drink”

Let us think of the 40 % of young people under 25, who do not have work

I demand proof that the Confederacy lacked hockey. I have it on good authority that ‘Stonewall’ Jackson got his nickname from his stalwart goaltending skills, in fact.

I bet the Lightning change their tune once they get pressure from all of their black player.