As a COMMIE LIBTARD SNOWFLAKE, the two things I most resent being associated with are CNN and Lena Dunham.

WELL THERE’S YOUR PROBLEM YOU NEED A JUMPING TRAMPOLINE

But here’s the thing, you don’t have to raise a ruckus. You can calmly explain your very valid concerns in a strong way. Simply show your ticket and explain that this is a seat that you paid for. If they still insist he sit there, ask for their supervisor, and this is the very important part, in a calm and respectful…

“Ofthe offered compensation, she added. “It doesn’t seem right or enough for pain and discomfort.””

Apologies: Those things we always say we want, but never accept when offered!

Please, tell us more about all these hardened criminals that drive into Indiana and buy guns in bulk. Because I’m sure the ATF would love to know which gun stores are committing massive felonies on the regular.

regulation of assault rifles

No, absolutely not true. Here’s a very simple example: boy and girl children grow at different rates. If the child is a boy, and he is not growing at normal growth curve rates, he probably has something like hypothyroidism, which, if not treated by 2 years of age, leads to brain growth deficiencies. There are…

Ironically, based on today’s gold prices, if David Griffin weighs 200 pounds, that would mean he’s worth $3,917,088 in gold, right around the league average for a GM.

The sheer randomness of their inception

So, uh, you guys realize this is a blatant (and successful) troll job, right?

she sure is proud of that masters degree

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Not only have I met doctors, but several have saved my life, including once from a cancer that affects female organs and causes secondary symptoms due to hormonal imbalances. Look, I get that we’d like to avoid pigeon-holing people by gender, but it’s crossing way into absurdity to pretend like sex has nothing to do…

In fact, why even give the baby a name? It can be ‘Spawn of Kori Doty’ until it’s ready for both gender and name.

A bit performative? I mean, the baby even had a home birth. I bet the parents are vegan too and the child will only be allowed to play with organic wood toys made from recycled wagon wheels.  

I don’t suppose it matters on the birth certificate, but it does seem a little foolish to just pretend sex has no relationship to health. You don’t need to force anything on a child, but that is medically necessary information regardless of what gender, if any, the child identifies with.

Those who were offended by Taylor Swift’s festivities last year should file criminal charges against whoever held your face to a screen and forced you to look at all those pictures.

Heaven forbid you should post on social media when having fun with your friends!