With the few people I’ve taught to drive stick, one of first things they say after getting moving is, “wow there’s so much more to pay attention to!”. Yeah, that’s a GOOD thing. Driving manual forces you to at the least, be a more attentive driver, but usually better all around as well because your inputs and…

“SMG version was actually quicker.”

While I’m all about learning how to invest at an early age, the gifter really needs to have a good sense of where the stock is heading. I would’ve regretted getting KB Toys stock when I was growing up.

Also, your dong looks bigger. That’s why I do it.

I’m a guy and I shave my crotch and armpits and manscape my chest and stomach. Still hairy, I just thin it out. I do this for my wife and because I sweat less that way. Way less swamp ass. Way less body odor.

You and I must wear our dress clothes differently. If I fish through my zipper, there’s no need to lift my undershirt, shirt, or tie. They usually just stay in place. If I have to unbuckle my belt and unbutton my pants to get to my underwear, then I have a lot more work to get everything back into place. I guess to…

That all makes so much sense, thanks! And also, hello well-endowed soldier, you single?

Thank GOD it’s not just me that sits down at home.

Celebrities, they’re just like us.

Ironic they would remove the manual transmission but keep the turn signal stalks.

Oh c’mon, berating the refs is the only way some fathers know how to relate to their kids. You want them to actually try forming a relationship with them instead? Preposterous! Jimmy’s dad is just really interested in his sons success is all and he’s trying to do his part without actually making eye contact with the…

I am a (young-ish, I’m 26) official of several different youth and High School sports. It’s my primary side-hustle, I’m a Civil Servant in my real life and I used to be a teacher.

My career as a youth sports referee lasted one game. I was scared of the players. They terrified me.

Plus, the shortage is exacerbated because so many of them are blind.

In related news: Parents are assholes and these stripes are not in fact slimming.

If you drive a car which requires premium, but you can’t afford premium, then you are driving a car you cannot afford to begin with.

Exactly. I hate to name-drop, but [Ryan] Fitzpatrick is still playing!?

I’ll go ahead and eat a hot dog wrapped up in a piece of bread. But I’ll feel like a fucking loser the whole time.

Try a tossed salad between two buns.

Put your dick in a bun and eat that.