Atlanta public transit must be very different from every system I’ve been on, where people, regardless of color, are tired, annoyed, crowded in with strangers, and just want to get to their stop before they lose their shit.

“Let’s see if we can get a closer look, Jim.”

I get your point, but a former president being paid $400,000 for a speech by the same vultures who rigged the system against us all, must not be rated ‘item 1078' - it ranks instead at the top and is symptomatic of the problems wrecking our political & financial systems.

What was your first exposure to MLB baseball back in South Africa?

A G like in gif.

We spend all these years fighting African Pirates, and now we’re supposed to celebrate them?

President Obama has the right to make as much money as he wants, but I reserve the right to point out that this payment is exactly what’s wrong with politics - and another example of how corrupt the entire system is. If we are gonna give him a pass because he’s black, then we are in deep trouble - this is black…

The book answers all your questions....so let’s assume the show eventually gets there too!

Of course he won! The butler keeps putting the ball back on the table in the same exact fuckin’ spot!

Well, I am.

The Jez editors are trying to make us mad that men would dare to have an opinion at all on THT.

quality punctuation-drive humor like this is why I come to deadspin

It’s like these idiots don’t understand basic economics! Here’s a little tip, you fucking morons. A supply and demand crash course—are you ready for it? Instead of trying to sell Steph Curry signature sneakers, a product no one needs or wants—maybe try selling a product EVERYONE needs and wants. It’s called the free…

ESPN isn’t the only sports company changing the way they do business. Deadspin thought it would be a good idea to pack the site with professional video game highlights to “expand their reach” and “draw in younger, tech-savvy audiences”. Buzzwords galore in that meeting for sure, I imagine!

Harry Style is so woke, it’s almost unbelievable. [ONTD]

Wouldn’t it be great if nobody ever mentioned a Kardashian ever again?

How are you robbing an Uber driver when they have your contact and credit card information..Why is your stupid behind trying to rob someone anyway when you’re already facing a robbery charge..so many more questions, but I digress. Just gonna smh at this one.

You read it here. Those number are reflected above.

I’d say well above Franco (oh god, that thing hurt) and... on par with Claire Danes. Who, in my opinion, does a great job with the material. (I admit that I only recently picked up the new edition of the audiobook, with the bonus features, and have only listened to it once. I’ve read the book at least a dozen times,…

4.73 ERA isn’t bad for a dead arm. Imagine what he could do with a level playing field, pitching to dead hitters. Sure, he’d walk a few runs in, and maybe a couple hit-by-pitches, but probably no hits. Even on the occasional bunt, they wouldn’t hustle it out.