“Checking in.”

$10 says the journalist-types are getting shit-canned, and the personality-types will stay, which is exactly the opposite of what ESPN has needed for a decade-plus.

Geez how many times can you spell “Chris Berman” incorrectly.

I live in West Oakland. I have a 600 square ft one bedroom (junior one bedroom - a glorified studio, in a building built in the 1930s) for which I pay $2400 - that’s 60% of my take home income. I’m 36 years old with a master’s degree and a professional job. I’m not having roommates. Get over yourself.

“But it got me thinking: What are some of the best opposing crowd reactions to amazing shit happening?”

We’ll spell his name correctly when he leads Chicago to the World Cup.

A more apt analogy would be if your job required you to work incredibly long hours and stay very alert, but forbade you to drink coffee while at the same time handing you copious amounts of amphetamines to deal with that staying awake issue. Kinda ridiculous isn’t it?

At least the refs use it for their glaucoma.

I’ve seen the argument, “Well my job requires it! They chose this employer!” There’s no material connection between playing on Sundays and smoking weed. They’re not operating heavy machinery or flying an aircraft. Let the dudes blaze up.

However, my girlfriend says it’s Orange Is The New Black,

Kathy Ireland, man.

...that’s a fair point. BUT, this is the Internet and I will not admit to being wrong.

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

The Blackhawks season doesn’t start for 50% of their fans until the second round of the playoffs, so it’s like they didn’t even play this year.

So . . . he’s gone through 4 starts of Felix Hernandez’s entire career?

King Felix is at the head of the table

even though he’s been an NFL MVP who led the Panthers to a 15-1 record ..

depends on the kid

So, you’re saying work the shaft before the balls?