Sigh. I had hoped that by not starring any responses from people like yourself, we could avoid this issue. Seems like you, same as “ebaum2112,” got so triggered at seeing a post about ICE that you just jumped right to the comments without ever bothering to read the article!

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

Because they’re banned from the mall.

I don’t like this analogy, because if a triceratops emerged out of the ground in front of me, I’d be excited as all hell.

Holy crap, it’s like watching a triceratops come climbing out of the ground right in front of you. How are these fuckers still around in the 21st century?

30 years of teaching.

A couple issues with your report:

Fuck Trump.

The United States is not a participant in the International Criminal Court (ICC), and no US president will ever let an US citizen to be tried in that court.

I used to be a dating site profile ghostwriter, so this is somewhere between anecdata and actual data based on a small sample set.

Narcoleptics are people, not drugs.

I think he saw “Rasmussen” and assumed it was Russian.

I’m sorry but you are mistaken in only looking at the shooter, this was an Elementary School, so clearly this was a hoax, and they were all actors.

How to Get Guns Banned Effectively;

It saddened me to see so many people commenting in the other story that they don’t believe Takei’s accuser, even when they believe accusers in other cases.

Fuck yes. This is courageous.

When I worked for my high school newspaper (which was actually a pretty large publication as school papers go), one of my “beats” was News of the Weird, where I had to find weird news from the community. I feel like literally every headline everyday is News of the Weird now.

“Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter,” Ziegler told the Washington Examiner. “They became parents of Jesus.”

Also, God knocked Mary up and never paid child support.

What Mr Ziegler fails to remember is that Joseph never sexually assaulted Mary. Hell, Joseph never had sex with Mary AT ALL until...well, the Bible never says they had sex.