Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned,
Our man saw his future drip, drippin’ down the drain,
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain,
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain.

Well the word got around, they said, “This kid is insane, man!”
Took up a collection just to send him to the…

you’re fucked if you do it wrong since you’re an IC

My SIL sells this garbage. My wife and I refer to it as “clothes for the suburban mom who has given up.”

LuLaRoe Founders Respond to Pyramid Scheme Allegations:

...I don’t see a great deal of difference between that and now.

At its current rate of decay, Fox News’ programming c. 2022 will just be crazed, geriatric white guys drawing mustaches and devil horns on Hillary Clinton’s publicity photos.

Although it is fun to ask this question of Sia because the answer is usually “a wig with a crazy long fringe, a gigantic bow, and she stood at the back of the stage behind a mic and didn’t move while Shia Leboeuf had a seizure in front of everyone.”

A trans woman defeating the guy who tried to pass a bathroom bill is the kind of poetic justice we need.

Put it this way- Boucher broke half a dozen ribs on a sitting US Senator and had bail set at a lower amount ($7500) than most people would probably get for public intoxication.

This is a bullshit misinterpretation of Paul’s position, and frankly, it shows just how dishonest you libs are.

Rational self-interest told him to.

Poor Rand Paul; yet another victim of The Bowling Green Massacre.

People like Eminem said “fuck you” to Independent voters.

People think he was really light on the undocumented because that’s the media narrative. In my mind it’s a telling parable about what’s wrong with Dem policy: If you concede to the Republicans before they make any demands, they’re not going to take it as a sign of goodwill! They’ll just make more demands!

I don’t know if they’re miserable assholes but I definitely feel like I have nothing in common with them, like people who stay in Hard Rock Cafe hotels or all inclusive resorts or who drink shots... I mean, everyone I know who enjoys cruises, well let’s just say they’re not my tribe. I like some of them, but we’re…

How would anyone get past the gates?

They probably just lock the gate and have someone decorate to keep up appearances. No ones getting to their doorbell without being on the list.

Exactly. We need to trade off things like a women’s right to choose for marginal increases to the minimum wage.

When you have a conflict with your roommate, the appropriate response is to talk to them about it, and if that fails then have a discussion with the RA. You don’t resort to biological warfare over personality conflicts. I doubt Ms. Rowe is going to get any kind of justice for this, however :(

It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.