why don’t they just put in one of those little treasure chests that make bubbles?

What kills me is THEY REALLY THINK THEY’RE VICTIMS. Hell, my conservative religious in-laws were super against “entitlements” until their 18 year old granddaughter got pregnant. Then, the REAL injustice was that she had to wait in line at the county benefits office...because all those “illegals” were in line in…

Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, but not too high, because then you get deported.

Speaking of people being in places where no one else wants them - why are you here?

So, you’re one of the racist trolls determined to destroy America. Congrats - the con man you elected is doing his best to do just that.... and by the way, he doesn’t give a shit about you. Fucking idiot.

I am crying after reading your post. My heart aches for your brother, you and your family. I have been so angry for the 1st 5-6 months after the election but now I feel like I’m spiraling into depression over what our country has become in such a short amount of time. Your brother wants to serve and fight for this…

—Conservatives: “Why should my hard-earned money go to support lazy bums on welfare/illegals/sick people? In AMERICA, we base these things on merit!”

—Also conservatives: “Who cares that this man worked hard, got an education, and is far better suited to have this job than I am? I was born here, and that alone means I…

As far as I’m concerned your brother has already well earned a place in this country. Fuck these assholes for what they are doing to this country.

And now that, under Trump, serving in the military will no longer make you a citizen, there’s really no hope of becoming naturalized. They’ve removed all incentive to even try becoming legal, and then they scream “YOU HAD 20 YEARS TO BECOME A CITIZEN, WHY DIDN’T YOU!?!” as they throw you into a van to send you back…

I don’t know how all the boomers got this fucked up, but we really need to figure out why.

Oh, and by the way, Mr. Trump: You know your new favorite bogeyman — the MS-13? Yeah, you just deported these brothers back to the gang’s Ground Zero. Fuck your body and soul, spirit and memory, for all of time.

Fuck ICE. Fuck everyone involved in this. Fuck Trump, fuck everyone who voted for him, and fuck anyone who is still supporting him. Fuck his whole disgusting family, and fuck every bloated white over-privileged person who somehow thinks this administration will benefit him.

Something that comes to my mind as I read stories like this is how much my brother loves this country, despite how much it hates him and wants him gone. As a vet I wonder how he’s still able to maintain the level of patriotism he has towards a nation that won’t let him serve. Won’t let him put his life on the line to…

I would still pay.

I would have paid to see a shark eat Donald Trump.

If only we could say the same for the electoral college...

Somewhat related - I go to a public pool to swim on weeknights and in July it closes at 8:30 and in August it closes at 8:15. Last night was the second night of the 8:15 closing and when they blew the whistle to say it was closing a woman APE SHIT saying that they were “ripping her off” and that she wouldn’t “stand…

God, YES.

Lawyer here. God yes! Fucking read the contract!!

Fuck these people.