Don’t know, all I know is they exist and are great to pull out at times such as these.

“How I Made $290,000 selling Benghazi.”

I love the “Don’t spend other peoples’ money” ones. (With cheers, no less.)

What is Benghazi? No one knows because Hillary Clinton has been covering it up. I’m concerned with the real Benghazi. Buy my book.

GOP: I’ve got mine, fuck you: BENGHAZI.

BENGHAZI.

When this is finished… We’re all gonna get a beach house together and watch Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants over and over and over until we explode into piles of ice cream and hatred of our fellow man.

Fuck that shit. I’ve been screenshotting friend’s and relative’s social media accounts since last summer.

Young white conservatives make we wish natural selection was still a thing. These are the people who have flourished off their Baby-Boomer parents, in most cases still do, and think the world should be handed to them. They try to hide their xenophobia and racism towards behind the disguise of fiscal concern but in…

When all else fails blame HRC. I want to die.

True story: While working for corporate America, my hell-cube was down a few cubes from this really nice lady. I used to go down there and chit chat with her regularly. One day, she asked me in a sort of joking tone whether I liked Creed and I instantly wrenched my nose and started going on and on about what a shit…

I flagged this as harassment.

“IT’S BEEN A WHILE, SINCE I COULD HOLD MY HEAD UP HIGH.”

I’LL SHOW YOU EVERYTHING.

It’s time for universal health care you craven dipshit.

I think it’s a grave miscalculation that will cost them far more votes (and fundraiser $) than it could potentially gain them. However, I can’t deny that you’re right.

On some level the Dems admittance that in some places of the country the only way they can win is by not supporting women’s rights is a reflection of the country and how little it’s progressed than anything else.

Thank Jebus for the ACLU. Since the Dems seem to be pushing abortion rights and access to the back burner, their work becomes even harder and more important. They aren’t a perfect organization, but at least they aren’t craven sellouts.

Schumer over there, leaned back, grinning ear-to-ear and Mitch can’t even bring himself to look in his direction as he passes by.