I hope his* epitaph reads: “He spent his life trying to make others’ worse.”

Somebody seriously needs to fuck up Mitch McConnell’s shit.

I’ll believe this big beautiful 13,000 job Foxconn factory when they have the ribbon cutting ceremony.

Yeah, but how many of those retail jobs were held by TRUE WORKING MEN WHO CARRY LUNCHPAILS?

Well he is white. So yes, mental illness. Not terrorism.

wh... what

“I don’t understand how anything works. Crooked Hillary! E-mails! Uranium! Vince Foster!”

This is a very real, rational fear.

About the only thing I imagine holds the North Koreans back is the understanding that if they do strike first, that will absolutely be the end of the Kim regime. Most of the cost associated with going to war with North Korea (in terms of casualties) will be borne by countries that…

And if the pentagon could think that was coming, so could North Korea, given his recent rhetoric about them and their general weirdness. What if they had seen that and preemptively launched artillery at Seoul? Easily thousands of lives could be at risk due to his lack of thought.

“I am in tears with regret...”

Remember that girl who wouldn’t go out with you last spring?

Anyone else notice that whenever these diamonds in the rough actually get caught on camera, they look just like the worthless Jerry Springer trash that we expect, but when they come on here, they try to claim to be lawyers and startup wizards?

I fail to see the harm in treating everyone as equals under the law.

Why stop there?

All those service men are electing to have sex. So we shouldn’t fund their viagra either.

My wife and I elected to have kids. I guess Tricare shouldn’t have covered them.

The reasoning for Trump is simple: Transgender people are weird and icky to him. He doesn’t want to try and grab pussy and wind up with dick.

how exactly do you think this is garbage? its one of the better written articles hes done in a while. the facts check out. sounds to me like it set off your trigger