Maybe he lives off Redneck Avenue.

“Eh, we’ll take one I guess”

Burying the lede here, Terry Googer is one hell of a football name.

As per tradition, Lou Williams took the guy who tried to steal from him out to McDonald’s after the game.

Well what did the NCAA expect? Missouri is the “Show-Me State.”

“But we’ve been doing that for THIRTY YEARS!” -Chicago Bears fans

You’re right, I’m not gonna believe this. But maybe if you could create some way to provide contextual support, like overlaying the information on some emotionally invoking image...

I don’t mean to dash your hopes, because for all I know the Cubs could know what is wrong and can fix it. But every year some team tries to keeping Jason Heyward from rolling over inside middle pitches to second base. No one has yet to find the solution.

As a Braves fan who watched a whole lot of the Jason Heyward that the Cubs thought they were going to get, I feel a bit qualified to explain J-Hey’s greatness. Jason Heyward’s defense and baserunning are elite level skills. The word “gazelle” gets tossed around a lot in sports for large agile men, but watching Jason…

maybe the victim was a Dodgers fan

Tony Romo passes aren’t the only things that sail over people’s heads.

Nah, tell him that his primetime ratings are down.

“Premier League” and “wide open” are words that should rarely go together, and this year isn’t the exception.

On a level of 1 to “the fucking sun,” how hot were you at Chandler Catanzaro?

Is that so? Well then you’re still wrong, Terry Funk was the greatest champion.

I agree, they really should change the first amendment to “right to peaceful protest, but only if you’re planning do something about it.”

When it comes to handedness splits, it’s not a one way street for any pitcher. Let’s say, for hypothetical purposes, Will Smith (who has posted a much better FIP and xFIP against LHB than RHB in 2016) is equally effective against the right and left handed batters he’s faced. That’s not the whole equation. If a right…

As good as Bumgarner is with the bat for a pitcher, there probably was an option on the bench that would’ve given the Giants a better chance to score and thus a better chance to win. Then again, dude hit a Jeurys Familia fastball to the warning track, so I feel the need to emphasize the qualifier probably.

“I give him 3 years, tops.” -Fredi Gonzalez

Wouldn’t you know that anyway because she was writing under a pseudonym? It’s like launching an investigation to accuse jumbo shrimp of false advertising.