Maybe Barry Bonds just isn’t a good coach.

I have a confession; I like the huge baseball diamond on the top of the screen of MLB TV broadcasts because it tells me where every defender is playing.

Dave Kingman is arguably the worst contact hitter of all time (adjusted for era), whereas Brandon Belt pretty much strikes out and utilizes the whole field as much as your average league hitter. Also Brandon Belt hits a dick-ton of line drives and walks a lot, something that Kingman wasn’t really known for in his era.

What makes you think that comparison is even remotely apt?

I totally forgot that baseball players can just hit a ball to any part of the field they want, as hard as they want, regardless of where it is pitched. Snark aside, Brandon Belt is 16th among qualified hitters in opposite field batted ball rate, so that’s not really a hole in his game.

Hot take about most watched sport in US being unwatchable is indeed hot.

Ditka, pictured holding regular sized helmet.

Yup, that’s the takeaway St. Louis fans will have from the 2016 NFL Draft.

That sounds like a lot of money until you realize it’s just a little over $64,100 a piece, once you split it up evenly.

These clowns lost to Furman. It’s really hard to lose to Furman. 

A.J. actually wanted meatball subs, but settled for the homers.

Probably true. After watching A.J. Burnett’s career, I was convinced he had unlimited lives.

Isn’t no one caring what a particular race of people have to say the reason this protest exists?

No.

There’s something poetic about Tyler Flowers, a catcher who couldn’t throw out a snail this year, airmailing a warmup toss and injuring our shortstop of the future. I fucking hate poetry.

I had no idea Old Dominion played FBS football until this article.

How do you feel about Jon Kitna?

I’d hope people from North Carolina realize they’re one more hate law away from being on equal footing w/ their southern neighbors. Also I hate that this ultimately mediocre team from Charlotte is being foisted onto us like some sort of benign football tumor.

I hope you learned that it’s not cool to joke about a potential taco allergy. That’s some dire shit.

I was there, and it was all too real. I was only able to wear shorts twice that week! Thankfully it didn’t dip below 40 in February. I can’t acclimate well to BEAR WEATHER~!