Can’t they just kill off Samantha? Start the movie with her wild and wacky funeral filled with pews and pews of former lovers, then move on to the rest of the gang grieving and learning to live with loss, then finally ending as they joyfully throw her ashes into the East River and drink champagne!

i’d love it if they did this sniping for a year, THEN someone made a documentary about it. i would watch that.

Instead of filming a third movie, I think they should just continue to hiss at each other on social media and in interviews for a while. It’s probably as embarrassing as a third movie would be, and like a final movie, I will still watch it.

she is very generous to let those 2 bozos have some screen time

The only downside to this amazing show is that it can’t last forever. We got an entire hour of it last night and it still wasn’t enough.

I am happily imagining Tracee and her brother and sister-in-law heading over to Diana Ross’s house for a sing-a-long and cookie baking party. Yep, I’m going with that.

His change in expression and in total persona at that moment was the pinnacle of the season for me. I had been kind of passively enjoying the show until Suddenly Evil Ted Danson put me in a happy place.

Fuck that Emmy, if I had abs like that, everyday there’d be a parade!

I don’t like your missing gams
Don’t like your running, fam
The heels you made me stray
I’m long limbed and I don’t like you
I don’t like your legs you lost
How you laugh now you’re a boss
You said those legs were mine
Isn’t cool, no, I don’t like you (oh!)

Nah, you don’t actually have to invite her, and the proof is right there in her ‘We’ll see about that’ response. You invite people to your wedding who are there to support you, on your day, as you embark upon the wonderful experience of having your relationship legally and religiously authorized and recognized. Her…

Option the third: Tell that bitch “Peeeeeeeace!” Now your wedding has 29 guests which means one less person to not really remember having spoken to even once the entire night.

A more fitting punishment is to tell them they are getting 5 years probation and then jail them for a year. That would be a great reaction vid.

I would absolutely 100% adore if there was any way to get this into print. Even a really bad poorly done transcript.

I know that it should be a no-brainer for calling Trump’s pathetic waffling response to what was obviously a far right terror attack, but really, good for her. I bet there was a lot of pressure to be vague and lump it in with some catch-all “violence against anyone is terrible” rhetoric, but she called it for what it…

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

The winner gave a good response too to a question about the Paris Climate Agreement, saying it was wrong for the US to have pulled out given the evidence we have about climate change.

Andy Cohen has a remarkable way of asking rude questions while still making his guests feel like he’s on their team. His hosting ability astounds me at every reunion and WWHL!

I thought he was high AF on cocaine when he wrote it. Made sense to me (in that vein).

On a very deep level, I am morbidly curious as to what Ashlee and Diana and/or Ashlee and Tracee talk about at family functions.

I definitely read John ‘Lovitz’ and had a full on mental breakdown for a second there.