To paraphrase (poorly):

I think if you get Hillary three martinis deep she would probably be a hoot. You know that lady has some stories.

The best we can hope for is that a sinkhole opens up and swallows him.

I assume “Dr.” Luke received his degree from Trump University.

Oh god, that’s so much worse.

My parents watched it. They said “Wow, it was really good, but it was really hard to watch.”

Well, guess we’ll end up at war with Canada now.

more like Justin TruDON’T YOU TRY YOUR PRIMITIVE ALPHA DOMINANCE DISPLAY ON ME YOU CRUSTY ORANGE POTATO I’LL DESTROY YOU WITH MY INTELLECT AND CHARM amirite?

Really? You would be remiss if you didn’t come to a women’s site to tell a bunch of women who gets your boner going? Not just remiss, but unforgivably remiss. Huh.

I know it’s weird...but I really want to see Titus’s baby pictures. Mainly because I KNOW he was the most adorable kiddo on earth.

Give this man an Emmy please.

“Michigan has come a long way but that doesn’t mean we get to coast now.”

A parents’ story = A story written by two parents.

I went right to the “parents’” since that was what was highlighted. As a guess, I’d say perhaps the “A” is modifying the word “story.” I’m totally making this up, btw. My grammar expertise ends at being able to identify a plural possessive.

“Rest In Power”

I’ve worked with blind people for five or six years. My boss is totally blind. Not even any light perception. Yet she takes pictures and videos better than most sighted people I know (thanks, iPhone!), navigates the office without her cane or dog, knows who is in the room before they speak, landscapes her damn yard,…

I recently went to the eye doctor and told him another doctor had told me to wait to see an ophthalmologist until it got bad. The doctor laughed and said ‘well, it’s bad!” and proceeded to tell me I was legally blind in one eye, and almost legally blind in the other.