The alternative fact of the matter is that he won 95% of the total votes and his approval rating is higher than an adorable kitty hiding in a box of packing peanuts

Yes! I know way too many fellow guys who apparently love motorcycles but are OK with denying women the experience because, reasons. This sentiment really poisons the vintage Harley circles I run in and it makes me sad.

“...it’s an astonishing admission—someone who actually wants to participate in Trump’s inauguration.”

I keep thinking of that scene with her and Bruno Kirby in bed talking about their friends’ shitty dating lives.

Seriously, the one image I KEEP coming back to in my head since she died is the one of her leaving the bookstore walking down the stairs waving goodbye after telling Sally “someone is staring at you from personal growth.”

Listen, “if you don’t want to get punched in the balls, don’t touch women when they don’t want you to” is a good rule of thumb for life. As someone who has both acted like an asshole and been punched in the balls for it, I’ll give this a pass. It sure as hell taught me a lesson.

Yep! Kicking a guy in the balls for no reason? Not cool! Assault, in fact.

You know, after, what, dozens? hundreds? of sexual assaults—and let’s be clear, by law, that is what grabbing someone’s butt without consent is—I have no problem with this. She was defending herself from ongoing assault and gaslighting, and that’s what she came up with.

Presumably she didn’t know he was “like that” when they wed. Abuse is usually gradual in the beginning. Then, as the abuse escalates, they isolate you. A process made easier by the shame the abused feel when made to answer questions like “Why did you marry someone like that?”

Rich people* live in developed countries, poor people live in developing countries. Sometimes its even the same country!

“[C]onditions that I would expect to find in a developing country, not...in the USA” sure is widely applicable nowadays. Maybe we should reconsider what it means to be a developing country?

My wife and I have been on an Arrested Development marathon over the last week. We just got to Bob Loblaw Law and man, Baio just fucking sucked the wind right out of that show knowing what I know now.

“I love Britney Spears.”

I work with an organization providing end-of-life nursing care to people who want to die at home. Last week I was taking care of a 90 or so year old gentleman in his home, had come over here from Ireland in the 80s. Wonderful family, very sweet, the whole scene was pretty perfect. All of his kids had flown in from all…

Eminem? Who? Oh, the guy who put out his last album of new music over three years ago?

Stupid babies need the most attention!

Breaking: Ryan Lochte thought he had it all figured out