The alt-right:

Or the Fritzes and Johanns.

I was calling Richard Sherman a Nazi-wannabe hipster pondscum. “Ooooh. Look at me and my cute haircut. I call it a ‘fashy.’ Ain’t I so clever and edgy?!”

Meh. I’ll stick with Ralph Fiennes.

The alt-right aren’t Nazis.

I don’t know how fandom works, but I would think it would be the kiss of death for Kanye. But, again, I don’t know how fandom works.

The only nostalgia Fuller House gave me was “Oh God that’s right; the original was this terrible too, wasn’t it?”

It’s a hidden button placket in a contrasting color. Not sure why they think it’s a tie.

I would like to see inside of this book

Listen — you’re not the only one who has called me about this and I have no right to interject my opinion of what I like or don’t like with the news organization of CBS and I will absolutely not engage this conversation.

My (crazy as a shithouse rat) mother has repeatedly claimed that she knew the moment she conceived my brother and I, and that she felt us moving the next day.

I have to say a big THANK YOU to the Fort Worth Texas Museum of Science and History. Right here in the Babble Belt, when I was growing up they had this huge, medically accurate exhibit about fetal gestation. Ithe was probably pretty brave of them to flaunt that in the 19u0s and 19i0s

Does the cremation need to be ceremonial? Can’t the doctor just flick it into a scented candle that they’ll have somewhere off to the side?

For a party that hates big government they sure do a lot of it.

It probably is customary to do that with some positions. Think of Sue from Veep, there are people like her that have been there through multiple presidents.

I swear, he looked like a kid in detention during his meeting with Obama. He has no interest in governance, he just wants public adulation.

He probably thinks it means he has to appoint Matthew Broderick.

Funny how Drumpf himself drew an analogy to Brexit before he won the election. Did he not watch Boris Johnson and Michael Gove’s press conference after they won the referendum? Did he not see their unhappiness and the overall look of ‘f*****ck... f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck!’ on their faces? Had no one in his entourage told…

Do you think he’ll pardon the Thanksgiving turkey? I swear, all bets are off with this guy.

So what you are telling me is that I, someone who watched all of “The West Wing,” is better prepared to be president than someone who actually was elected to the post? . . . actually, considering whose involved that sounds about right. Someone get a DVD box set STAT!