i wonder how many times he tittyfucked a buddy when drunk.

Why is he allowed to show his nipples? Man has boobs and he's not trying to breastfeed anyone so I see zero reason why this is ok if it's not ok for me to let my natural God made breasts out.

It’s not uncommon for victims of abuse to develop a “flat affect” when recounting the abuse. I certainly did. It does not mean I’m repeating some lie from rote memory. It means that that is the only way I can deal with it, to separate it, and make it about another me.

Additionally, you have to wonder if some of the initial doubt from the jurors about the credibility of the witness was at least subconsciously informed by some racial bias.

“During her testimony, she became very emotional and cried. You could just see something different in her when she started talking about the rape and when it happened,” said Speaks.

But even without environmental abnormalities, Rio’s water has proven time and time again to be composed mostly of garbage and disease.

I think she had on a body suit?

It was a very windy day, so we ended up lobbing my Nana off a cliff cannister and all.

*weeps onto student loan bills*

Reading is for plebes.

I work as a social media manager and just spent 2 hours of my life talking to the manager of an Instagram influencer about a post. The issue was that the guy wanted 5k more to have the product (a chocolate bar) in his mouth instead of his hands. This is what my life is.

For that amount of money, I would at least write a sonnet about the product. Jeez.

I don’t really make much $$$ and that payment per post thing with Scott Disick made me sad as fuck, thanks

Mrs. Murphy sounds like a racist bitch.

Not in Trump's world. Sure, being a rapist is bad, but being the wife of a rapist...means that you're a woman. And being a woman, in his view, is definitely worse than being a rapist.

I like to pretend that “Girls” is set up like the DC Universe, and Lena and pals are on an alternate Earth where it’s very white. “Friends” was also set on this Earth-2.

You should be ashamed. I’m a feminist and I put in the work. I do a full ten hours in my day job, then I work the third shift down at the Misandry Foundry.

“[T]here’s nothing positive that comes from pitting women against each other.”

HAHAHAHA like we could even get public schools to give kids birth control WITH consent.