Using the KonMari method, she probably pulled out each individual tampon and used Kleenex, contemplated if it sparked joy, and then thanked each for their individual service.

How the FUCK does Brittney Gastineau still warrant a 2 page spread in a national magazine?

Gwen does not need to be birthing no babies with Blake Shelton. Girl no. She needs to birth a better album, either solo or with No Doubt. And then maybe people will buy tickets for her tour.

What kind of monster doesn’t shut off those goddamn iphone clicks?

One just because and the other for THE IMAGINED CONVERSATIONS which are EVERYTHING.

And now i’m onboard for this. I didn’t think the first trailer was that great. It took me from being optimistic to not hopeful at all. But this trailer made the movie look much much better. I’ll definitely go to see it now.

“I don’t know if that was a race thing or a lady thing... but I’m mad as hell!”

As I said over on io9, my biggest complaint with the first trailer was how the pendulum swung way too far on the comedy aspect and not enough on the creepy supernatural aspect. If I am watching something called “Ghostbusters”, show me the flippin’ ghosts.

I just read an AngryMan™ comment on the trailer that said “again a trailer full of cheap one-liners and jokes. the Original was funny without trying to be funny.”

including an appearance by the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, who looks much less cute these days

I’m not so pissed off about that considering Leslie has defended it herself and says she is proud to play an MTA worker considering they get so much shit. That role also seems to mesh better with her style of comedy.

It’s amazing to see the polar opposite reactions to this trailer on Gizmodo/io9 vs. Jezebel.

MY CHILDHOOD THAT ENDED ALMOST 20 YEARS AGO IS RUINED. TOO MANY VAGINAS.

“I don’t know if it was a race thing or a lady thing but I’m mad as hell.”

aww thanks. It was the most horrid experience ever. I had another child then (from my rapist ex) and had to move her baby crib with toys, diapers, and bottle supplies so I could just wait until everything was over.
people who pass these bills act like having an abortion is the easiest decision ever made and fuck that…

I’m sensing it’s time for me to invest all of my money into baby wigs.

A baby Tooms.

about, oh, i guess it would be 18 or so years ago, when TMNT was the hot plastic junk craze at christmas, my boyfriend had spent the entire run-up to the holiday pleading for a donatello figure, but his mother didn’t have the money, so she asked his wealthier uncle. the uncle, who is to this day surly, single, and…

Last time there was a Jane post on Jezebel, it became apparent very quickly that most people are Team Raphael and actively dislike Michael. I don’t get it! Raphael is messed up. He’s emotionally manipulative, selfish and a wealth of other negative characteristics. Plus those eyebrows. Ugh!

Michael does not have a general lack of oompf. I would say despite his anger issues, he is an adult (as much as one can be in a telenovela). In the choice between Rafael and Michael, Michael wins. Rafael is the spoiled playboy that just recently learned to not always put his happiness before others, Michael almost…