Prediction: She will totally blame the unavoidable divorce on her fiance having seen the dress before her sham wedding and will sure TLC for damages.

This wouldn’t happen on My Fair Wedding.

I’m sure her fiancé is fucking ecstatic to NOT have to watch an episode of whiny bitches trying on wedding dresses. She’s be doing him a favor by ‘asking’ him not to watch.

Dear Bride,

My eyes just rolled so hard they fell out of my head and now I am blind.

I love that elderly Russian staff woman. Way to go Nonna!

There were countless people right here in the Jezebel comments section that said this woman was a liar as it was impossible for this to have happened, either due to his profession or due to the openness of the E.R.

I’m sure the victims thought (naively, perhaps) that the case would focus on whether or not he assaulted them, and whether or not he obtained consent.

this is going to make the jobs of the security guards who prevent men from entering the women’s bathroom in the first place that much more difficult

SATC and Bridget Jones are meant to be about the happy ending. Until they realize there is money to be made in breaking up the people that they’d convinced you were made to be.

Oh god, I’m single and in my early 30s and I just realized that I AM BECOME BRIDGET JONES

Or plot twist, the baby is born with the reddest hair and it was actually Ed Sheeran the entire time.

Precisely! Like the feminism in Jurassic Park and all of that. I will forever love Bridget, even if its just for that one high kick during “all by myself”

I want to pummel furiously about the neck and head whoever convinced her to get that plastic surgery.

I think it would be fun if the big reveal were that she was pregnant with twins, one fathered by each man, and then they all moved in together in a lovely polyamorous arrangement. I realize the movie will not end like that.

Wait what happened to love actually’s prime minister? Did America assassinate him cause he cockblocked us?

I classify it in the same pop culture feminism file as SATC - a little outdated and problematic NOW, sure, but when I was like 20? It was perfect and entertaining and there will always be a place for it in my girl power heart.

Ultimately the father’s rights have not been extinguished and it was his preference that she be placed with his relatives where she would live with her own sister. Moreover, I think that screaming and crying while the child is being taken was a great way for the Pages to make this more traumatizing for the child. I…

I agree. I think the foster parents were being obstinate despite always being told it was a temporary placement and at no point was she even available to be adopted. They found this law and were able to apply it to her and used it. I personally don’t see anything wrong with using that completely legally to finally get…