Then the Rock is screwed.

And I’m sorry you don’t have any friends who are a different gender.

Reasons to be totally alone with someone who is not my spouse:
1) She’s my sister
2) Lunch with a coworker
3) My friend had a rough day so I brought them some dinner
4) I needed to be in the house while the repair person worked
5) My coworker’s car broke down so I gave them a ride
6) My best friend needed company
7) I wanted…

It really doesn’t happen, mhm. My experience is very different than yours, I am thankful for that.

“What works best for you, specifically” is not automatically a synonym for “common sense.” Do you, like, pay attention to the world around you? It’s full of other people who are different from you.

I'm married to someone like you. I hate him.

Seriously? My husband travels a lot with work, so I assume he has dinner/drinks with colleagues several times a month. Including his assistant and his boss, both of whom are women. But moving beyond that, in the example listed above (the lovely sounding married couple that has their own lives), I’m sure those hobbies…

It must be “rare” if it doesn’t describe you, eh? If you’re going to make such a preposterous claim, be prepared to back it up with scientific studies. I’m sure someone’s done research on gender and friendships that would apply here.

Only at work it happens all the time. I am currently sitting in a room alone with a married man.

So, you’ve never heard of such things as “jobs” or “hobbies,” I take it?

You have a very small and limited world view and I pity you.

Is this a joke.

That’s right, when people get married they banish any former life and friends they might have had. Everything changes, suddenly you don’t need to see the sun anymore. You can even stop talking to your parents. That’s right people, you never even need to leave the house!

Okay, that’s a personal statement about how you don’t have any female friends you’d want to hang out with. Or even male friends, since you didn’t specify gender!

Well that’s some backwards bullshit right there.

That makes no sense. What about marriage magically means you can’t have friendships where you hang out independently with people of the opposite sex? Does this also mean that bisexuals who get married can never hang out with anyone besides their spouse alone ever again?

I’m only jealous when he gets to eat somewhere particularly awesome without me. That’s unforgivable. ;)

I.... I'm sorry, what now?

As a married person, I disagree with this statement 100%. Of course, everyone is different and every relationship is different. I would NEVER tell my husband he cannot hang out with his female friends.

Well, that sure sounds abusive and paranoid.