They are all someone’s daughter.

for me, JNCO stood for “Just Never Caught On”

Just going to preemptively give myself some frosted tips tonight, and get ahead of this trend.

I don’t know if she (the PostSecret gal) “won”, but I do know that anybody who has to deal with her lost.

One day the husband will be telling a new little girl about how his current little girl crushed his soul and how new girl can save him.

True, though it reminds me of that PostSecret [yes, I’m a time traveler from 2007] where a woman said she sent her fiance’s ex-girlfriend a copy of their wedding invitation with the words “I WIN BITCH” written on it. And it’s like, if you spent your time, effort, and energy sending something like that...did you? Did…

But did she hide tacos?

I’m surprised she wasn’t involved with a pyramid scheme.

This show hurts my soul every time I see it on the television. (My wife is the one who watches it.)

This just makes me think the assistants are bat shit crazy, not necessarily Tom.

What’s weird about it is that they can’t tell him that it’s right there. It’s not about the cookies.

The cookie story is the polar opposite of a juicy gossip story. Like, you couldn’t find a more lame-ass story about a celebrity if you tried.

He used to sign off on his emails to all of the employees: “word to all your mothers.”

I’m always amazed at how often BCO aligns with my bookstore-retail history. Plenty of line-jumpers there...but for some reason I’m reminded of a little kid who’d misplaced her parents at my store. She was maybe seven or eight, and by god she stood in line politely waiting her turn, sobbing quietly. (I suspended the…

Even Greenland has maternity leave, and only 7 people live there.

I would argue that tipping is not charity, though.

Yes and maybe it’s just me but those look like giant, swollen purple penises studding that arrangement. I’d giggle, hell I am giggling.

People have been hating this scam club shit since the Columbia House days.

I worked on that analogy for weeks.

“... is like spending 10 days trying to lose a guy you could easily get rid of in one.”