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Absentee ballots aren’t actually counted unless the margin between the top candidates at the top of the ticket is less than a certain percentage of registered voters in that precinct. I prefer to vote in person, meet my neighbors, get my sticker, and, you know, have my vote counted all the way down the ticket on…

My biggest bug?

Ultraconservative Christians aren’t opposed to sharia because they think it inflicts inexcusable misery on innocent people, they’re opposed because it inflicts inexcusable misery on innocent people in the name of the wrong god.

It’s lame, but I kind of miss the ritual of choosing which CDs to bring with me to school and periodically organizing my giant CD binder. And now I feel even lamer because I can picture myself recounting these tales to future bored nieces and nephews fiddling around with their iPhone15 Brain-to-Phone bluetooth…

I loved my veil so much. Started off not wanting something small and simple and by then end I ended up pretty ott.

I would have liked a 1920s-ish Juliet cap veil, but I have a gigantic noggin and it just wasn’t going to work for me.

I am a decently talented seamstress and I have made the veil for every wedding that I have been to in the last five years plus a handful that I was not on the guest list for.

They dropped them in male/female pairs. I think the reason there was only one in the box they filmed is the same reason they were able to have a cameraman on hand— this one beaver drop was staged for the purposes of filming and is not indicative of the rest of the beaver drops, which involve two beavers and are in…

She privately e-mailed the CIA Director’s AOL account to set up an arms trade with Iran to send weapons to Zombie Bin Laden to kill fetuses in Syria, which would’ve been able to defend themselves had Obama not taken away their guns.

“We have Lamar on tape signing the credit card statement — we have a copy of his driver’s license — he was the one that determined the $75K price for the two hookers.”

All of the Texans on here seem so nice! I’m sorry to have lumped you all in with him! I feel the same way about our vaunted Governor, Lord Voldemort, Skeletor, Rick Scott.

Heyyy, Texans? It’s too late for me to edit my post, but I shouldn’t have phrased it that way. Texas leadership, Texas lawmakers, something like that would have been better. Being from “Florida? Meth? Why not both?” (Flormethida?), I should really know better than to lump all Texans in with this terrible piece of…

Texan here; the state is lovely, but people like Greg Abbott really make it hard to defend this state.

I am a Texan, tried and true. And I am 1,000,000 fucking percent with you. *Raises glass* **Shoots self**

Texas is great, I swears on me mum. Our politicians are mostly terrible though. A couple good ones get elected, but they get lost in the flood of idiot politicians.

Yes! Also thank you for posting this picture. Always great to be reminded of how far she (and by ‘she’ I mean her wigs) have come.

My favorite part was that she said this right in front of Tamra’s pastor and you could tell he was trying so hard to not bust out laughing.

The cancer stuff is fascinating... but Vicki’s meltdown at the baptism party (what did I just write?) has to be one of my most favorite RHOC moments everrrrrrr.

She doesn't even look black tho.