Shows what you know! I made $600,000 last month by working at home for Google!

he kept going because a) he's a loser b) he knows he's a loser and c) he would very much like to not be a loser, so he is yelling at her because she is the personification of the voice in his head whispering "you're a loooser" and if he can just shout her down, he won't have to cry himself to sleep tonight. In short,…

I was walking quickly once, wearing a long black raincoat (it was raining), and a 5 or 6 year old kid asked me if I was Batman. I told him I wasn't, and have since always regretted missing the opportunity to be Batman.

"Sweetheart, I'm a well-known thousandaire. Learn your place in the dating game."

"Do you know how much money I've made in the past three months? Like, dozens of hundreds. Dozens."

I was glad to see that the LA times corrected its headline.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

God, these guys are not in sync AT ALL. Totally ruins it.

without the music the audio would be heavy breathing and a lot of wet slapping.

I can't tell you how many of my white friends try to eat the corn husk hoja that I use to wrap my tamales.

We have a cat who is obsessed with eating them, to the point that he'll dig them out of the trash, the backs of closets, and has been known to open packages before their recipient could get to them.

He's still kicking. His litterbox is just weird after.

Team Cat Headquarters here,

I would watch California Dreams occasionally because this guy would take his shirt off sometimes.

Dustin Diamond is the male Farrah Abraham.

Why can't we just say that he was a racist bully who was high on power?

It's all done under a lack of male gaze.

This thread may need to be cross-linked over to the Jalopnik boys for further investigation.

I don't eat Nutella, but I didn't realize that it contained palm oil which is problematic in and of itself. If you like Orangutans. Why must everything have a dark side!

The NFL has narrowed the list of potential Super Bowl halftime show candidates to

As a Texan, I will say that I hate this motherfucker with every fiber of my being. And his smarmy crony running for Governor (Greg Abbott) is just as awful. C'mon Texas, vote Wendy Davis!