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Well, wherever John McCain’s daughter turns up next to tell us what John McCan would have thought of a situation - because as John McCain’s daughter only he has that unique insight - I just hope she continues to do it with the spectacular parade of unflattering hair and makeup choices that scream “I’m a stylist who

Even now, don’t people usually wait until at least 4 months or so? Not sure if that’s because I have friends who’ve miscarried and had complications, but I feel like I don’t see pregnancy announcements until at least then. In some cases it’s closer to the 6 month mark.

Even if she’s as ill as her conservators claim

After Covid failed to take out the orange menace himself, or anyone high up in his cabinet, I’ve lost confidence. Best we can hope for at this point is a targeted meteor strike or mass alien abduction by anything from another planet that wants to study the depths of human stupidity.

K, what do you say about firing up MS Paint and hammering out an eagle holding a baby stork style with a cross in one hand and an AK-47 in the other? Wrap some stars around the whole thing and maybe have the eagle clutching both an American flag and a confederate flag (since logic is not a defining characteristic

I’m sure Paloma was considered a big nod to size diversity for them, but she’s still model “plus size” and I’m guessing already fits into the L or limited XL options they’ve always made but haven’t advertised. Carrying a wider range of bra options above a 38 band, at least expanding basic underwear to 3XL and other

I haven’t, but I seriously thought about doing the same thing for the racists and misogynists who make up the GQP. Lots of Blue lives matter stuff and those dumb flags with the profits going to Black Lives Matter, God & Guns “Christian” merch with proceeds going to Planned Parenthood and gun law groups, Q gear that

Her “there’s a tweet for that” archive of self owns isn’t as deep as Trump’s, but I remember when the $15 minimum wage effort failed and she was curtsying and smiling to the GQP people she really represents. Someone pulled out a tweet that I believe wasn’t even 5 years old where she was arguing the importance of

What’s your bet on how long it will take for them to make the connection and head back to Cali? I’m not familiar enough with Tennessee to give a good estimate, but I’m thinking 2 years for all the new LiberTexans.

That’s actually the only reason I like seeing her. Not because the hairstyles are flattering, but because I’m almost certain her hairstylist is trolling her. The stylist is on record saying she’s not, but if someone were trolling an obnoxious client and wanted to continue to do so, I don’t think they’d admit to it.

If bribery isn’t effective enough, by the end of June it might be time for reverse psychology. Announce that the vaccine will only remain available in blue states with priority being given to immigrants, particularly the undocumented, and everything past that will be distributed at the border or donated to countries

Marriage may have legitimately made things murky. In a lot of states even if the age of consent is one thing, the age at which someone can legally marry is wildly different and younger specifically in the case of one of the people being pregnant.

Truly still a roll of the dice. I can’t remember how many bullshit lawsuits Trump filed after losing the election/not having his vote rigging outweight the number of votes against him.

I truly can’t snark at that. Odd arrangement, but everyone involved was happy with it and seems to have gotten what they wanted. The billionaire tech geniuses should take notes.

Never knew that! I guess I’d still give him kudos because it seems to be the billionaire partnership handled with the least amount of hurt feelings if the arrangement truly did work for his wife.

I think the recent yacht-buyer was fellow billionaire Jeff Bezos, who divorced his age-appropriate-mother-of-children earlier. If you’re keeping tabs, Elon Musk is the one who disrupted all of them by divorcing his age-appropriate first wife after she gave birth to 5 of his kids many years ago. As far as billionaire

The flip side of that though is that you also get people who legitimately do need that level of pain medication and now the response is universally “get some Tylenol.”

While I fully support her push here, I have no idea how the people she went off at are supposed to show up for her when she told them keep her child’s name out of their mouths period.

Looking forward to this. While Bridgerton is mostly fiction, for those questioning Queen Charlotte’s casting, I’ll save you the Google.

If this were a deep red state I’d say he might actually get away with it.