as long as there make up sex, don't care

Not me (emotionally repressed 4 lyfe) but my then-14-year old sister:

Ok, so this whole thing started after a bad breakup (natch. He broke up with me by telling me hid new girlfriend had "eyes like the sea after a storm" I know where that's from motherfucker! I know." So a bunch of my friends take me out for drinks and dancing, and one of them is dating one of the party bus drivers and…

Today I, as a 27 year old man, have learned that I am in fact: a good girl.

#kaitlynforbachlorette

My beloved totally forgot the words "Moon" and "Cup" when excitedly extolling the virtues to a roomful of male friends ("Seriously dudes, get one for your girlfriends, they'll be so happy!") His message wasn't really getting through so he cheerfully trotted off to fetch one to show them yelling "OI BABE! WHERE'S YOUR…

Beaver Dam

My friend and I worked in the photo department of a Genovese Pharmacy. We had a terrible manager so we started coming up with ideas of how we would quit. She went with a singing telegram dressed like a gorilla with a bow in her hair. The lyrics were brilliant:

Oh man. All the feels on this one.

Hey Jennifer Garner:

Playing harmless pranks on your loved one, which you both have agreed is okay, and using them to make a living to support their lifestyle = bad.

Please stop encouraging this Dickhead.

My father was the jerkface in our household. Constantly on my mother about her weight. She was SO SKINNY when they met. Later in life I came to find out she was shooting up speed at the time, so sexy, so healthy. My mom dieted throughout my childhood - lost and gained weight for years and years. She is in her mid…

Say what you will about Nicki Minaj, but over the years the one major constant with her is her support of young people and education. There are so many videos and gifs of her on the internet, telling random kids that the single most important thing is for them to go to college and work hard at being smart.

Oh god. Please tell me she didn't kind of darken her skin in these two:

OK...I do the same thing....for the same reason! My problem is that fucking leg cramp...fucking low potassium...arrrgh!!!

Question for any lawyers here: