Bomby-McBombface

More cupholders.

Who was landing rockets on floating barges before?

Accessibility is advancement.

Aww. Sad that the judge didn’t just tell Lindsay that she is NOT Kate Upton

That’s the burning question

Does cat burglery count?

You know how many people are going to be calling 911? Fate has put you in the perfect position to record this, so you do your job and fucking record it.

And if you’re really lucky, it’ll be in that order.

I am so hot right now.....

OH THE HUMANITY!

Always garbage truck truthers

I’m only a few hours in, haven’t left my planet because I want to fully explore it and because IT’S GOT SO MUCH GOLD. This will be my inspiration to continues on this path.

Enhance!!!

I swipe only the best.

When asked for a comment on the 40th anniversary of his famous crash, Lauda was quick to place blame on Lewis Hamilton.

Off with this “driver protection” equipment malarkey. I came to see gladiators! I CAME TO SEE BLOOD!

That would indicate a gravitational force upwards. If it were to defy gravity it would neither flow up nor down at any /s^2 rate. It would simply stay there or move in its given vector.

*pours water in front of his living room fan*

A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.