Don’t buy anything with a bio-hazard tag.

Hmm. it’s scary to see how dirty Lithium mining is and how toxic its refining process is. Good thing we have a country like China that can do all of this stuff off in the open and say fuck the environmentalist there by silencing them.
I can’t wait till we find an alternative to lithium for batteries. Then we may…

The raccoon was hurrying to get to his mechanic’s job.

You forgot one

At first I was all “What? This is beautiful. Look at that wonderful little Civic. Such a great little car. What a great family.”

Then IT CAME.

Same, don’t tease us!

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

To piggyback off your analogy: it’s not your fault if you family member is a pleb, but if a family member is trying to get a loan for something and you go around telling everyone they’re a pleb while being in a position of power/authority, leading to banks not giving him the loan, then yes, you have a share of…

Not our fault, but the fault of the giant turd living in the White House.

Currency is fiat money. It’s not backed by anything but the belief that tomorrow it can still be traded for goods. If that belief changes, due to outside forces, the value goes up or down. Currency based upon gold or silver is not fiat money, but that hasn’t been the standard for a long time.

THANKS OBAMA

I thought this was fucking Deadspin?! Lou Duva dies and there isn’t a story? Christ, the sports identity on this site is getting to be as strong as the identity TruTV has in its programming. Gawker is rolling in its fucking grave!

So Waymo fucking.

It needs curtains.

Counterpoint: It takes at least 3 years for a refugee to get the proper visas and clearance to immigrate to this country. If someone wanted to grab an 18 wheeler and run it through a market, why would they wait all those years to get in? There are far quicker and easier ways to get in than through the refugee process.

The island, Patrick. It’s calling.

Funny. I actually imagine an opposite scenario, in which everything falls apart and the Celtics regret acquiring Boogie.

Let’s meet back here in four years to see how this fucking bet pays off.

You know what we need? More aircraft carriers. They’re a good value at only $14 billion a piece. Plus, when the shit hits the fan, all the rich people will be able to escape the angry masses and cruise in luxury.