One of my proudest accomplishments was memorizing this song to win a bet. It also helped impress my kids when they started watching Animaniacs.

He can still do it too. He did it recently for a YouTube show. Think it was the Nerdist.

“The car tended to pull—because of the way it was constructed with the staggered rear wheels—tended to pull hard left at around 600 miles per hour, and that was requiring up to ninety degrees of steering lock to keep it straight.” 

That shockwave though!

Blow off work and take a nice drive in your Porsche 914! You have my permission. Unless you work here at Jalopnik, in which case, get your ass back to the blog mine.

Ashoka is dead. Kanan and Ezra will head to Alderaan with or to meet with Bail, right before the battle of Scarrif. They die off screen

Rambo was top-shelf intellectualism compared to some of its contemporary bullshit:

took it as a lost boys reference:->

So... they’re going full-on Lovecraft this season, aren’t they?

Holy crap - this AND Thor? I don’t think I’m going to make it out of October*!

I can’t even fathom a Nightwing ‘66. Just the idea makes me shudder.

Helio, JPM, and a Taylor all on the same Penske run prototype team...

Jeff Goldbloom is the only person alive who has developed jazz as a personality.

But it’s only since 1983 Return of the Jedi that characters (ewoks) have been specifically designed to be marketable toys for kids.

You never here it about anything else. They’re making the new TIE Fighters and AT-ATs to sell toys, too.

I never get that. From day one Star Wars has always been a big part about selling toys and merchandise. So much so it created the industry in a way. I guess people look back so fondly they forget.

This new trailer seems to be riffing on fandom’s misgivings. Most of the negative reactions to The Force Awakens fixate on Abram’s decision to recapture the appeal of Star Wars by skirting the line between a sequel and a remake. Now, in the voiceover, the empire claps back.