Photo of the bus driver:

I want to watch a “Pirates of Silicon Valley,” but with tampon companies

“Four!”

GTI Sport or base WRX is the answer here.

Oh, calm down people typing ‘TYPICAL STEALERSHIP’ into the comments already... I see you. Stop it.

They got out. Delta 302. Scheduled to land at 4:21pm at JFK.

wut? Delta is ranked one of the best in the world.

My take is the guy who owns the dealership bought it at auction and has been using it personally since then, maybe someone will come in and buy it, most likely not and when he tires of it he will send it back to auction and write off any loss against his business. Basically he gets to cruise around in a Bently for a…

The people of Atlanta are still really sensitive about Sherman jokes... I know this because I make them constantly.

From what I’ve seen the marshals do a good job with what they have. I think the problem often comes down to sight-lines. My guess is the track becomes a lot less financially viable if they place a marshal every place they need to in order to flag every blind corner as soon as an incident happens.

So reported details are still kinda sketchy, but from the video it seems to me like the initial crash as a result of the spill was just 2 or 3 cars, and the rest is mostly a result of people coming in hot with disabled cars on the track that I assume they were unaware of because the ‘ring has notoriously hard to see…