I don't care that they are doing an all female reboot, or whatever, but seriously if I never see either Kristen Wig, or Melissa McCarthy in another movie for the rest of my life, I would be totally ok with that. Those are two of the most overrated "comedians" I've had the displeasure of watching in a while.

Emma…

I was really hoping they would go full on tacky, and have Ramis appear as a ghost.

Dear Cop,

That's not quite how you perform a P.I.T. maneuver.

I have to pretty much agree. I can't say first hand, as I haven't sat down with the game myself, but from watching others play, and looking over pages of screenshots/videos. Nothing in it really looks that frightening. The animatronics themselves are far from disturbing too. This is the kind of stuff I imagine 16 year…

That's what babies are for!

All of those articles are at least somewhat related to nerd culture, and or useful for other reasons. This is just... ugh.

And in other news... video games!

Apparently.

Completely agreed. The Witcher series is challenging, but far from hard.

Morbidly curious, what exactly does he do to the enslaved? That sounds like it could get pretty fucked up and nasty.

Agreed on all counts

Vaati Vidya is responsible for the best Dark Souls analysis videos on the web.

Very well said, and that was the exact picture I also conjured thinking about Rexxy's retarded statements. I bet he's the kind of date that likes to buy the girl a cocktail, and chase it with a roofie.

How was I bragging at all dude? YOU stated as fact that Kissing is OVER at 35. Ok, let's soak that in for a second. You, not I made a statement, as an absolute. You then proceeded to state that people use kissing to trick other people for reasons?? I mean, think about that. Do you even realize how completely fucked up…

No, bro I really do feel sorry for you. I got under your skin so much, you had to break down my comments, and STILL completely miss the point.

You took my comment telling you to enlighten yourself as an insult. I was literally telling you that you need to learn a little more about the thing you are trashing, instead of…

My responses were at most a paragraph each. They weren't droll or condescending. I was refuting your claims that kissing is over at 35. I'm sorry if Twitter hasn't destroyed my ability to communicate like a normal human being. The fact that you took my responses as an insult speaks volumes about you as a person. I'm…

Strange most people I know my age, stopped stating everything in absolutes, year ago. Saying "no, you're wrong" about a topic that is completely subjective (such as kissing) is a sign of youth and insecurity. Being able to accept that you don't "have" to be right about everything, is a big part of growing up, and…

Dude, it sounds like you never really learned how to kiss. Because if you know what you are doing, kissing can be hotter than actual sex. Especially if both parties are in tune to one another and moving in unison. Look up Tantra, Kama Sutra, etc sometime. Enlighten yourself. It's not rocket science.

37 here, and still going strong with the lips and tongue. :P

Scissor Me Timbers!