@bangernomics: Wow, my 1.5L Honda Civic DX from 1995 had 102hp. 40mpg+, too, not that I'm bragging.

I want to make fun of it, but I honestly can't. That's brilliant.

I've read numerous times (on teh interwebs, so take it with a grain of salt) that a Vette, in 6th gear at 70mph, can easily do 34-35mpg. Take that, plus a useful hatch, and the ability to pick up chicks, and I say the Vette is the clear winner.

If I want to watch cars go sideways, I'll watch someone far more entertaining like Jezza. BTW, I'd take the Porsche over the Ferrari any day.

@buzz killington — IP Jalopttorney: Nope, it's his wife... [viewmorepics.myspace.com]

Bigger version of that photo on his MySpace page: [viewmorepics.myspace.com]

@Socialvegetable: It's not surprising that he's tough when hidden, and a coward when exposed. White do you think the KKK wear hoods?

If this dude lived in Missouri (my state *hangs head in shame*) he'd most likely be voting for Glenn Miller, running for Senate: [www.google.com]

My '95 Civic sounded a lot like the author's: manual windows, locks, steering, transmission. It also had no A/C, and I lived like that for 10 years. My new car has A/C, and I'd never give it up.

Fire hazard.

I bought my first car at 19 (drove my mom's auto-box Toyota before that), and I purposely bought a stick so I'd have to learn how. The first week, I killed the engine and peeled out all over town, never able to get it right, until I had a friend show me a couple tricks. By the next day, I drove it like it was an…

@Phantom_of_the_Roller: The F1 had an air brake as well. Not surprised to see one on here.

The website is jacked up. Click to go to another page, and it puts your search back at $.01 and checks all the boxes again. Does it in IE and FF.

Bunch of ugly-ass women.

I'm using Win7 Premium and it remembers all my window positions, even on the second monitor.

The XTS is ridiculously beautiful. I'm only 33, and I would have no shame driving one. I only hope it won't lose much of it's looks once it hits production.

I have my own domain name(s), but I choose to use Gmail because of all the control it gives me. In fact, it was when I finally got my Gmail invite back in '06(?) that I quit using my own domain email and went to Gmail fulltime.

Desktop. I build my own, they're cheap, and faster than much more expensive laptops. And you just can't beat dual monitors or a 24" widescreen.

1. Win a mountain bike race

Screw Monster cable and everything they stand for. I recently bought some 26-cent HDMI cables on Amazon that work perfectly, and I was happier about sticking it to Monster than I was about getting a great price.