Our abridged history of video game dicks has that record, I believe. This one is a close second!

Don’t get me wrong, you wrote and covered this story just fine. And, it’s definitely clear that you’re writing about what other players are enjoying. I suppose my comment was less about this specifically and more about how it seems that everytime a gamer digs through some code and finds some unused asset or line of…

I think this is the most likely scenario. That said, I hope it’s clear that when I cover this stuff, it’s in the interest of accurately portraying what is capturing the imaginations of players who enjoy GTA V—because I think the things gamers do or think is inherently interesting. But of course, I’m still going to…

This game has been out for what, a year and a half now? If there was a way to trigger 6 stars someone would have by now. It sounds like they initially had planned on having six stars then sometime during development changed it to five. Sometimes it’s just not worth it to remove old code after you change your mind…

I almost didn’t look. Nice.

Why did I google that? T.T

oh god, that looks way too similar to tub girl

All I can think of is goatse when I say GoatZ. And, I can’t unburn that image from my brain.

I said call me dammit.

Why would you post this before most of us have seen the movie? I thought it comes out tomorrow night?

this. I’ve never played an online shooter. Totally going to pick up splatoon. Not being kicked from a team or attacked by teammates/having them drop because I don’t want toxic chat is a big plus for me.

To be fair, Mr. Bucket would become a much more interesting game with the addition of shot clocks and penalties.

I’m also concerned as to why you’re trying to turn a game that’s obviously marketed toward the casual/younger/non-mlg crowd into a COD experience? That’d be like saying Mr. Bucket is severely lacking in rules like shot clocks and penalties.

Victory in Splatoon will demand people work together, and the game won’t feature a key tool for that.

Since the latest call of Duty was rated M, yes, I do think they are not aiming at everyone.

I had to do camera work for PAX and YouTube was acting funky yesterday. I'm back though! We should have an episode tomorrow if everything goes according to plan.

Next you will tell us rabbits don't lay eggs

Chess Master? No thanks.

Release date: February 14, 2012

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