Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

if jason lee doesnt hop onto this immediately, with a channel titled my name is irl, then 2016 is a total loss.

There’s no chance that wasn’t on purpose. Pro-level shade.

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

Be careful mentioning skirt steaks to him, though, he might grab it by the rib eye.

My favorite line in the Vanity Fair article:

But enough about Melania’s love life...

He prefers to skirt the issue. A real round about way to chuck an idea into the brisket.

Heads up all; Pat LaFreida is the meat purveyor for Shake Shack. He really has delicious burgers. Trump Grill(e) must employ a special kind of idiot to fuck them up.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

The fake Santa with kid dying of cancer story made me quite cynical.

sucks how I feel like all these things are fake at first

Literally nothing to do with political correctness...

Great story. People think they can do anything because they are on the internet. That was a good lesson

I am so fucking sick of these religious right-wing fucknuggets who claim to be fucking persecuted from the safety of their own living rooms, basement dwellings or toilets.

I didn’t even realize that major news organizations were falling for this shit. I assumed it was another facebook-style Marine Todd bullshit story going around. Did no one really try to get details from this guy before running with it? Jesus.

Thanks Trump

Bill Burr said that “All ass-whippings don’t just fall out of the fucking sky”

What was so damning about those emails is that she has a vagina.