I’m reading Snot Girl, does that mean I’m not cool?

BHUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

I’m curious about a Colorado chapter or something like that.

Is it weird that when I read, “Bad dum tss” I think in a robotic voice: “That is what is know as a ‘Rimshot’.” Then when I think of rimshot, I think of a penis bouncing off a butthole?

Me too! After reading the previous article, I started thinking that maybe I should join too.

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Buena idea!!! Pero, yo no puedo escribir(?) bien en Espanol. D:

“The reason for this, though, isn’t what he SAYS, but how he SAYS it. Very short sentences. No polysyllabic words.” I didn’t notice that, I just assumed that he’s a complete dumbass. It’s like he’s slightly above a child’s preoperational intelligence level.

I read a while back that his speeches were at a 5th grade level. I don’t remember where though. I also heard the Chinese president(PM?) has eidetic memory and we have Trump, prayers.

I kind of feel, like, what you’re saying is that people should continue to blow him. Is that right? Cause that what he thinks we all do now, blow him... You know what I mean?

... Okay.

Hey gang, did he really say it gave him time to de-frag his brain? Is that an actual quote from somewhere? Wouldn’t a brain equate to an SSD? Brains don’t have moving parts, unless he’s a robot... A racist robot? I don’t know what I’m saying. :/

I HATE that song!!! I haven’t heard it yet, so I’m being careful.

The cushion gum probably cures after 24 or something like that.

lol

I don’t think Trump can be that straight forward. You need to Trump-up that sentence. “Happy hour is here, the happiest of all hours. The best!” Something like that.

Do neo-nazis even come in different colors? I mean, I’ve only seen the white ones.

He says that now, but wait until they announce a reboot of the, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: The Californacation years. (I don’t know.)

Yeah, I didn’t get it either.