No, I’m not saying they’re better. The Clippers are definitely worse off, but that’s not the point. They were probably going to lose at least one—and potentially all—of Griffin, Redick and Paul, so they were looking at a downgrade no matter what.

This will either be a fun pairing or a total disaster

I just don’t get why you wait until after the draft to do this, especially if you are under the suspicion that only Phil Jackson wanted the French PG.

The greatest trick Phil Jackson ever pulled was to convince James Dolan he wanted to stay.

In related news: Parents are assholes and these stripes are not in fact slimming.

I refereed youth sports for years but stopped a few years ago. Working with the kids was great. The parents are what drove me away. Brutal is the only word I can use to describe a lot of them.

And has there ever been a more sconnie faced man than this?

As a lifelong Bears fan, I find that comment quite humorous. Somewhat related, the Nashville Predators won’t sell tickets online to anyone with a zip code outside of the Nashville area and Tennessee under the guise of brand protection. I’m not sure I agree with it, I guess it’s the same as trying to limit access to…

Yes path is easy for LeBron, no one else.

You can’t out-cheese a sconnie. Believe me, I’ve tried

They’re going to completely gut their roster except kyrie/bron, trade it for George, they’ll have the worst bench of all time, they get beat by the Warriors anyway, George leaves, lebron leaves, the cavaliers are left with a husk of a team and huge luxury tax expenditures for the foreseeable future. I really hope they…

i’m guessing lebron isn’t going to stay if the team ownership isn’t interested in listening to him. he brought a championship to cleveland, he’s got no need to stay any longer

I love the “mutually agreed” part, I like to tell that to potential employers too, “well we mutually agreed that my employment at that company was no longer needed after I told my supervisor to chug a bag of dicks”

That letter is a lot less comical sans the font.

Not that weird. My uncle has had Cowboys season tickets for thirty years and absolutely loathes the team.

I still have no idea how anyone in Wisconsin actually takes a shit. You go to a gas station there at an exit off of a rural Interstate, and where the bags of roasted nuts and/or dried fruit might be in the West or the Northeast, instead there are little slices of summer sausage and chunks of cheese. The only…

Easy way to get a guaranteed packers ticket every year. Then he can sell tickets and profit.

Well, it helps that the waiting list for Bears season tickets is usually however long it takes for the person in the ticket office to stop laughing.

to be fair, when I move to Phoenix I’ll be a “Chiefs fan who owns Cards season tickets”

Tell him to stop filing these fake lawsuits and get back to writing the next Game of Thrones book.