A ceremonial first pitch compared to an actual hockey game? Are you nuts?

Yeah, people laughed at Obama (mom jeans!) or Bush (what a bad throw!) when they would do their one pitch a year. And this is different, then it was a ceremonial first pitch. Here Putin is play-acting that he’s good at hockey, when he isn’t.

You don’t seem to know much about baseball either.

How fucked are you in the head to be Putin and take part and not be pissed that everyone is not trying around you? Like that’s a serious pathological issue, right? Because while I also suck ass at sports, if I was in the same position, I would be PISSED that no one was trying.

Right? I’m really looking forward to the new season, but goddamn. What can the writers possibly do to make it more entertaining (read: terrifying) than what is ACTUALLY HAPPENING IN THE REAL WORLD?

Yes because Chris Sale has already pitched a flag on that wingnut space rock

I have friends who own one basset hound and one bulldog.

Gotta clean em regularly.

I have to agree. George will almost certainly be having a homecoming in my opinion. Pop loves him, and that’s all I really need to know about the situation.

George Hill returning to San Antonio would be nice. I mean the Spurs did give him up for Kawhi

Not sure if you’re trying to be sarcastic, but she hit him so it wasn’t his fault. But with 25 people already agreeing with you, maybe I’m too old for your sarcasm...I’d hate for that to be true.

I’d rather an 87 year old than the woman I saw texting while driving yesterday.

I must have watched that other clip where they claimed Harden got hit in the face by LA or Gasol 25 times. At first they said it was LA, then they said it was Gasol on the follow through, but if you watch it, he doesn’t get hit at all, it was just an act.

my dad is 81 and still works 5 days a week and plays tennis twice a week.

and then Harden snaps his neck back like he got jabbed by Mike Tyson.

Of what value is human decency anyway?

I think that basset hound is the greatest baseball dog of them all.

Ok, I’ll be the one to do it: If I was dumped by Adriana Lima, I wouldn’t be able to pitch either (that’s where you throw the little ball at the guy with the bat, isn’t it?).

Guys, I’m so sorry, it appears my sad Uncle Tom is on Kinja now

What a pussy over some pussy! Hockey players would get right back into the swing of things with a five hole goal.